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@JamesTate121 Why would they sign an NDA? What's in it for them? Money to keep quiet?

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@slothsupplies42 @CalltoActivism Why? It's pretty quick usually.

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@jremi149 @CalltoActivism What's so hard to understand? You dial 911 then go into full arrest. Happens all the time. All day, every day. I had a heart attack last week.

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@StephenFleming That sounds like a brilliant cheat code. Thanks!

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@StephenFleming Of my three children, she seems to have the math gift. I might have to pick your brain down the line for other schools to consider since Tech is so difficult to get into.

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@PokerNews @WSOP That's why that guy is a total pro.

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@StephenFleming Oh and her dream school is Georgia Tech. She wants to be a mechanical engineer.

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@StephenFleming My daughter turns 15 next month and she's excited about getting her learner's permit.

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@WUTangKids I guess no one has ever seen what happens when a helicopter rotor impacts a small child at the beach. Guess we may find out soon enough.

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@krassenstein Agree, but I'm pretty sure the don't have licenses in the military. It's the culture of machismo that has begun pervading the military. We'll fix it in 2 years.

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@RadioFreeTom Well, he looks like he's having fun at least.

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@JeffTweedy I know you're trying to break my heart, but too late. I had a heart attack July 2, but I'm NOT missing the LaGrange show. Row F baby!

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@Wilco I know you're trying to break my heart Thursday night in LaGrange, but too late. I had a heart attack 5 days ago, but NOT missing this show!

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@RGIII Wrong. You are an idiot.

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@TheTNHoller @CentralChurchNC Man he looks like the Warden in Shawshank

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@m_millsey Yeah, but it's a flat globe LOL

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@BasedMikeLee Well someone doesn't understand history.

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@BuzzPatterson Yes, because we didn't have helicopters before. Also, that is way too low. Very unsafe.

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@Cjpearson You're an idiot.

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@BuzzPatterson Now show the ones he had killed by launching a ridiculous war in Iran.