Marc Sherman

Hi, I'm Marc Sherman, a Writer and Zombie Slayer. truth in satire. If you like zombies, follow me...

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#deedsnotwords
#megaforce

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Happy Birthday Dustin

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"Ether is how you start a date, not how you start a bike." ���🤣🤣
- OreoGaborio

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Fuck you #tacobell. Sick of getting tacos that look like this. Where is the fucking cheese?!?! And this is a taco supreme, so also where is the sour cream? Done. Never wasting money at #tacobell ever again. #fail

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RIP Arthur Morgan
#rdr2

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#Wish groups some strange shit together in their ads. 😄 a pistol, a hooker, and a tiny motor... 🤔🤷‍♂️

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Are you fuckers playing games with me? This is why shit doesn't arrive on time. #smh 😕🤔😒

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Pelosi looks like an escapee from the wax museum.

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And just like that, not a single child was ever named Karen again...

#karens

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"Your bike was tuned by the Garbage Pail Kids." 😆🤣🏍
#sportbikelife

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#COVIDー19

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A prime example...

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"This too, shall pass."
#COVID19

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I'm excited I can finally wear my 'Fuck Off' shirt out in public.
*sigh* If only there were a public anymore...
#coronavirus

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🤣😄

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If you're looking for massive meat, here's your chance...

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#DOIT4THEKIDS

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Most days be like...

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#fugly

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"It's hard to quit when everybody is voting on a good map."
#teamdeathmatch

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@_youhadonejob1 "I don't wanna sound weird, but I feel like I was meant to do this..."