kegan melly

R.I.P BAD TIMES (she/her)

[kegan melly @mardycum]

i'm the kinda wavy that people would surf

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

my kid wrote me a note, I don’t understand it but everyone else in my house is laughing at it

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

clocking in for my regular 'getting very sad about george michael' shift

[ridley ⚧︎ (#1 emory kisser)🐍🌵 @gutterpunks]

mother butch nursing her butchlings

[blue🦋(WHITE PEOPLE DNI) @armedwithblue]

imagine hating on me and i’m just in my room like

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@spikyprune the way im genuinely crying at this

[blue🦋(WHITE PEOPLE DNI) @armedwithblue]

you were saying?

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@spikyprune @gxstevenson oh hey gang

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@themi1kmann no it gets worse because someone agreed with her and said that's exactly how she watches tv series - like she would watch the first few episodes and then the last one and if she felt like she needed she would then go back and watch the rest..... like diva.... what are you doing

[kegan melly @mardycum]

similar to a woman i worked with who said she reads books by reading the first 50%, skipping to read the last 25% and if she can fill the gaps in she doesn't go back (and deems it "bad" - too predictable?) and if she cant she goes back to read what she missed. i was like 🧍‍♂️ what

[smiles𐦍 @0dessaWolfe]

SURELY NOT?? how are you skipping paragraphs while reading?? you might miss important things 😭

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@GeorgePaprika not a Single despicable me film? you Sicken me. woke

[Godimsuchadyke @godimsuchadyke]

lesbians to Wikipedia

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

any movie can be a lesbian movie if i am watching it

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@spikyprune hmmmm......... what if......

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@spikyprune shurrrrrrup thats wifey right there

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@spikyprune no cap

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@GeorgePaprika ur not a lesbian so ur opinion is Invalid x

[kegan melly @mardycum]

love Lies bleeding

[kegan melly @mardycum]

@spikyprune