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I specialize in overthinking, underdressing and keeping it just the right amount of real

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normalize asking your best friends what their jobs actually mean 2023

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the break up (the guy on the bowling team that kicks out Vince vaughn)

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my best skill is immediately identifying Ralphie from a Christmas story in EVERY other film he’s ever been in (tom holland spiderman 2 )

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feeling very gaslit this am

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ordered a pickle back shot last night and was given three (3) full ass vodka sodas. I cannot stop thinking about it. Where did we go so wrong.

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she said “usually I just use lime juice and no one says anything” ok

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why don’t we just give bens job to Kenny next year he already lives here and Ben is old follow me for more sports opinions

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@Danimals310 Thanks for the input!! humbled.

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no one asked but it was toms diner

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believe it or not this was successful

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accidentally just shortened pasta to ‘sta do we love it or do we hate it

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frankly appalled that my own flesh and blood (Katie) could be so wrong ab this

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Wikipedia says they are “docile w humans and show no threatening behavior” but I’m not buying it those sons of bitches have an agenda and at the top of it is murder

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they fly at 150 fpm (flaps per minute), which is one of the slowest of any bird. feels ominous to me idk

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look me in the eyes and tell me that’s not the most terrifying thing you’ve ever seen (last pic might be a thin man in a costume - unsure)

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as much as I’m into albatross, I’m very much NOT into the shoebill stork

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@sarahkillian2 hello, I’d like to weigh in

I own this

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@chellemaire @Lil_CheesyBread some weird Pittsburgh thing ????? the ches a rena was THE roller rink of sw pa

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I bought the cetaphil face wash bc the internet bullied me into it and it smells like a blue slushie from the ches a rena I’ll be taking no questions at this time