mar

23 | mentally ill psychologist

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ is now out on digital platforms.

[waliu @idek_tb]

You don’t need a perfect partner. You need someone who can regulate their emotions, admit when they fuck up, & actually sit with uncomfortable conversations without shutting down, flipping it on you, or throwing low blows every time shit gets real.

[Rafael Rivera @RafaDato2]

Monterrey será sede del Mundial 2026

Fumigaciones Rangel:

[Andy Wang🕊 @andysvibe]

Have you noticed that when you relax about things, it just works out?

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Put down the ex

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"you're intimidating" ok but did you consider getting braver?

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Your options being:

Man who wants you to be his mom.
Man who wants you to be his sex doll.
Man who wants you to be his maid.
Man who wants you to be his mommy, sex doll, maid all in one.
Man who seems weirdly into your particular ethnic background.
All of whom are broke.

[miya @miyarah_]

yo cuando veo que alguien tiene el mismo nombre que yo pero claramente yo soy el original

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𝙽 𝚘 𝚝 𝚒 𝚝 𝚊 𝚜 @ennotita]

asi se conquista a las damas

[mar @margloriaa]

my dream con gatitos tmb

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Le preguntaron a Millie Bobby Brown que cuál es la cosa más extraña que lleva en su bolso, y ella respondió:

“Yo diría que es un escáner de microchip para perros. Sirve para escanear el número del microchip que está en la zona de la espalda. Entonces, cuando encuentro perros o gatos abandonados, paso el escáner sobre ellos.

Si tienen microchip, es genial, porque en la mayoría de los casos eso significa que tienen una familia. Si no tienen, puedo llevarlos a un refugio, hacer el registro y luego encaminarlos a mi propio refugio, donde podemos ponerles microchip, vacunarlos y llevarlos a nuestras instalaciones, para entonces encontrar un nuevo hogar para ellos.

Hasta ahora, ya he salvado más de 230 perros… es increíble.”

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

There are many women who are no longer alive today because a man couldn’t accept being told No

[Jorge Rivas (Mundial 2026 Version) @JorgitoRivas10]

Fumigaciones Rangel Strikes Again

[rose @wynrosei]

i hate the concept of teaching men how to act right. i didn't have a guiding hand to tell me how to be a good person, i just am. why do i have to tell you how to be one

[sarah @dollisstic]

im never stressed about anything unless im late to the cinema like its so serious to me

[mar @margloriaa]

OHHHHH EMOCION

[✨Universo de Silvia ✨ @UniversoDSilvia]

⚠️ATENCIÓN⚠️

Florence Pugh protagonizará y producirá la adaptación de “La biblioteca de Medianoche” de Matt Haig.

Cuenta la historia de Nora Seed, quien se encuentra en una biblioteca entre la vida y la muerte con la oportunidad de experimentar las vidas que podría haber vivido

[Jazmin Pastela @JazminPastela]

no me coquetees a menos que vayas a cambiar la profecía

[mar @margloriaa]

yooooo

[JJ🥷🏻 @jashtj]

happy mother’s day to every women who had to babysit a man child

[Kayla🐞❣️ @kayla7lynn]

The restaurant name being like the polar opposite of the black dog is just so funny to me