Margot

Life is NOTHING if not meticulously scheduled, calculated, & thoroughly documented (with a 48mm lens) Former musician. HEAD BAKER AT HOLD THE SUGAR IN NYC. MOM.

[Margot @margotthebaker]

Another rat? That's it, I'm calling my landlord.

[Margot @margotthebaker]

@demitrithebum are you not seeing that nice lady anymore that I set you up with who makes you lay on a couch and talk about your feelings?

[Margot @margotthebaker]

@demitrithebum you put seats in it again?

[Margot @margotthebaker]

@demitrithebum um

[Margot @margotthebaker]

@demitrithebum too much time in and underpopulated state can make people do crazy things.

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@demitrithebum my kid says that only platypuses have those... I think this rat just wants a muffin

[Margot @margotthebaker]

@demitrithebum you know she just says she's our cousin so she can come to Thanksgiving and Xmas dinners, right?

[Margot @margotthebaker]

Help! I found a rat under the couch that I'm reupholstering! 😱😱😱

[Margot @margotthebaker]

Remember that band Demitri & I opened for by the Canadian border? (We overshadowed them) They just released another EP. I find it tolerable.

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Also, my kid needs a haircut terribly before her first MENSA meeting.

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Nothing quite like reupholstering your couch while listening to the stock market reports. #itsthelittlethings

[Margot @margotthebaker]

Quick, what's a milk substitute that still curdles? Making a last-minute showstopper. #brunch4ever

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I foretell that soon, everyone will get Botox as often as they go to their tri-weekly hot yoga class. #priorities

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@demitrithebum Aunt Moe sent them to me. I thought it was to the wrong address.

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@demitrithebum oh, those news clippings about how a man was selling sausages without a permit on Walt Street got a citation were about you!

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@demitrithebum that was liver! You were low in your vitamin C! I was only 3, but I knew it would help you, mom had no idea.

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@demitrithebum I can't agree with this statement.

[Margot @margotthebaker]

I have aspirations for him to become a ballet dancer with a solid 401K and hair like mine, so things appear to be moving right on schedule.

[Margot @margotthebaker]

My baby, Harrison, cries every time we watch anything other than ballet, the stock market, or Bob Ross. #proudmother

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Does anyone watch Cupcake Wars around here?