msp

[registurd FLEX offender @captainmolls]

Rooting and tooting. Emphasis on the toot.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Honestly I’m not really freaked out by the ufo sightings, like what are they going to do, take over and make everyone work themselves to death? Not give us healthcare again? Make the planet unlivable? Been there done that.

[msp @marhaid_]

@kirstin_pen you are glowing

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

just because you're vaccinated doesn't mean you should stop wearing masks. a lot of you are very ugly

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

Isn’t it possible that there’s a labor shortage because many of the 600k people who died from Covid were restaurant workers?

[ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET]

Shrek is a fucking taurus

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

i think women will truly be free when people stop thinking that they have to wear bras just bc they have big boobs. LIVE A LITTLE WHO CARES

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

You can't paint me out to be angry.

[Relly Relle @14_REdZoNe]

Vegetarian shrimp

[msp @marhaid_]

@_JNOTT_ all the wrong vibes

[Hayley Rose Dean @hayleyrosedean]

Sorry, but, isn't this sexual harassment??? On live TV?? From a male colleague??

[B @libradivabria]

learning that i do in fact self sabotage

[msp @marhaid_]

every day i wake up and want to know what kevin parker is up to

[msp @marhaid_]

@Rashyshaad false information

[msp @marhaid_]

justbecauseitsvalentinesdaydoesntmeanishoulddyemyhairpinkjustbecauseitsvalentinesdaydoesntmeanishoulddyemyhairpinkjustbecauseitsvalentinesdaydoesntmeanishoulddyemyhairpink

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. Not a lot of drama there anymore

[trævis @RawsonTW]

My new favorite hobby is reading tweets from people opposing the $2,000 stimulus checks and then googling their houses. It never fails.