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Customer service 💜

[marYam @marheeyherm]

You go first spend like $50 😭

[Ruona @Ruona_P]

Canada could never!

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

Hope he’s a virgin too and not be the one to infect her with STDs

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

Your wife just survived a C section to expand your bloodline.

Yet your mother is upset because the new mother is not "checking up" on her. Isalright!

This is where a man must step in and become the absolute villain.

Protect your wife's peace fiercely.

She is healing from abdominal surgery... she is not a customer service representative for your extended family.

If you cannot shield your wife from the toxic politics of your relatives, you have failed as a shield.

Regulate the access immediately.

Be like say you like wahala!

[marYam @marheeyherm]

My dad did this and “iron condemn” guys won’t stop stealing the taps

[mystic falls🖤⚕️ @Nelson_Beverl]

One of my favorite acts of kindness from Nigerians is when they put that extra tap outside their compound to supply free water to neighbors who can’t afford personal boreholes.

[Nnenna🤎 @AlexandriaEkeh]

“Once we marry, you’ll slow down on this your event business or stop entirely so you can focus on our family and children. I’ll open another business for you. Maybe a provision store close to the house.”

I no even argue. That was the last he heard from me.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.

[marYam @marheeyherm]

Get back together with him. He loves you so much 😍😂

[supermom💕 @ilovesupermom]

Abi na auto send ?🙂💔

[Marie @TheOcheMaria]

To Whom It May Concern,
When you get to work tomorrow, please tell your boss, precisely your head of communications about me searching for a job. Tell him/her to give me an opportunity. I'll be expecting your feedback by COB tomorrow. Thank you.

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

Teaching 13-year-old girls to clean and cook while their brothers play games or watch TV is training them to accept unfair roles.

[Kayode @K_Basharr]

Women are not more violent than men. Not by scale, not by frequency, and definitely not by impulse.

Men’s violence has actually turned the world upside down. The reason we are buying petrol for N1,200 today is men’s violence.

Men’s violence is actually ruining the world.

[Opeyemi-Folasade @beautifulajike]

In most Nigerian context, it's about control.
They think he won't be able to "control her"

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[marYam @marheeyherm]

Hehehe!!! E no easy o! Omo see danger! Who be the busybody?? Find out in this blockbuster!! You have to see this personally!! Grab your copy todayyy!

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Asaba nollywood fell off.

By now we should be getting Twins Wars, Oga Jude Why? Peteru And Paulinus

Three days now, not a single movie.

[Tegbe! @TomiwaTegbe]

Lol interesting how the parties that were not okay with one half marrying an older woman suddenly became okay with the other half marrying a wayyy younger woman with almost 20yrs age difference. The pendulum dey dance alingo.

[Billions @tundebillions]

One of the worst situations you can be as a Canadian is paying for something online and not realizing it’s in USD.

[Muti'ah Badruddeen @deenprogress]

“A Muslim person who…”

There’s nothing about this admonition that should exceptionalise women. This should apply equally to both genders

The problem with insisting on strict adherence for women while pretending not to see men doing the same thing is that women invariably rebel

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

Wait until you find out that the amount of men who can’t or don’t cook is much, much, MUCH higher. You’ll be so disappointed in men.

[Tomi @Sikowitz17]

You leave a 12 hour shift and time it properly so that you can take the last bus home. you arrive 5 minutes early and you're ready. The bus comes and you and the driver lock eyes, He doesn't stop.. He just keeps going.

[Andra🎀 @SOghenerukewe]

Providing for YOUR child is NOT a favor to their mom.