Maria Larson

[University Humor @UniversltyHumor]

College is a lot like preschool. You sleep a lot, miss your mom and have no clue what’s going on.

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

I will always love how romantic the Spanish language is my husband always calls me "Mi amor" I like the ring of that 😀

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

When I listen to Hello by Adele "But when I call you never seem to be home" Adele did you try his cell phone??

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

"Our Father refreshes us on the journey with some pleasant inns, but will not encourage us to mistake them for home." ~ #CSLewis

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

"Progress means not just changing, but changing for the better."
~ #CSLewis | #MereChristianity

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

@MariaLaBellezaa oh???

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

The people who make chopped salad are as angry as the people who eat chopped salad.

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

Today's lunch consisted of a caribou break and watching the office with my sweet @LydiaGoris 💕 thankful for your friendship 💃

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

@MariaLaBellezaa 😂😂😂😂😂

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

@MariaLaBellezaa I wish!!!

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

I've had two fat boys today 😜

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

My husband said today "weird things happen around here about once a month, desserts start to disappear and food gets eaten" lol #womanprobs

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

I asked for part of May 5th off at work and my boss asked me if it was because I was going to be celebrating cinco de mayo 😂 #lol #mexican

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

When Juan gives me a ride to work *jamming to Taylor swift* #reallife @HeyImJuanito

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

When I see @hannahlanctot *intsantly want a great tan* #homegirltan #shelookgood #secondwinterinminnesnowta #sister #toomuchenergyrightnow

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

When hanging out with Sophie *** instantly a little more gangsta*** #homegirl #smalltown #smallworld #sister #what? @Soapiaaa

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

My husband- "I can't spread the butter. Awh, the struggle is real today honey." #Snowday #tryingtokeepwarm

[Maria Larson @maria_co19]

Hahahahahhahahah Crestin! @CrestinLinae

[Nomi @nomidavis]

trying to get this tweet to 4 retweets and 20 favorites plz help