Maria Fettuccine

I spend my weekdays writing. I spend my weekends cooking and leaving my apartment as little as possible.

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@czuegner i am so jealous!!!

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@AnnieAlbin @abbiehecker boob you could sell anything!!!

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@thejuicy_joe absolutely

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@thejuicy_joe i think i gotta start watching soaps

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@thejuicy_joe the run at the end

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@czuegner Please please! Don't put a photo of yourself on your resume.

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@thejuicy_joe you gotta watch the movie now

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Accidentally told a lot of people I would do a lot of things once I was vaccinated

[Meme Appetit @memeappetit]

My plans 2020

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@communisttool I can’t get past tendus before my feet give out.

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@communisttool How Eleanor would let us wear our garbage on Saturday mornings because she thought it was feezing in the premiere. And then Mazz would come up the back stairs and we’d get in trouble.

[Shannon @emoselenass]

my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy.

[Maria Fettuccine @mariafagerland]

@communisttool It was a terrible 6 years for me. But better than Iowa.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

me on march 1 vs me on april 1

[claire saffitz hair appreciation @hairsaffitz]

@memeappetit excuse you

[hopeybeth @goghartkid]

ayo nebraskans rt if you feel me 😤