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she/her // reluctant Capricorn, mediocre baker, aspiring climber, 🌹

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Just made frozen pizza but ate too many snacks while it was cooking that I'm too full for it 😞 #justgirlythings

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@jaygrant777 tbt to when i introduced myself to ur roommate as "jay's brother" 💀

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#somerville !!

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It’s called being multi-faceted!!

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Making my post-college, currently-on-Instagram-hiatus Twitter debut to 1) stop just lurking™ 2) Perform for No One/inflate ego 3) waste more time 4) be further unhinged 5) have a hand in my new hobby of Food Media Discourse ! xoxo c u soon

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@thew_johnson 😱 welcome

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I pretty much used twitter as an ego booster in high school and since i've become un-funny i have since deemed it obsolete #what #is #twitter

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@ejnatkin omg hi welcome

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I found a round trip from #PuntaArenas-AeropuertoPUQ to #PuertoNatales with #Bus-Sur! Thanks @recorridoCL! https://t.co/kKvFcGsw3H

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

5 years ago, I was shot in an attempt to stop me from speaking out for girls' education. Today, I attend my first lectures at Oxford.

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I've only ever used LinkedIn to procrastinate & lie to myself that I'm being productive

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@ReginaZR lmao riiiip

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Ah so THIS is what my parents felt when I went to college

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@megsun4 it's scarier than science too

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VERY important poll: do I start going by "Maria Isabel" (real name) in Chile or stick with the OG Maria

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BUT WHAT DO DOGS DREAM ABOUT

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Sometimes I make fun of Jay's Syracuse portal thing being called "MySlice" but then I remembered Tufts' was briefly ISIS so

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Holy shit https://t.co/EHEaAypeL2

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

@mariagrant136 😐

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This is so cryptic?? #mariawantsacreemee