Mariah Ⓥ

I come here to scream into the void | vegan | mom | smoothie truck owner | EXvangelical

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

“but Jesus died for you!”

“but only for 3 days, I’d die for almost anyone for only 3 days”

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

Speaking of, a man in the target parking lot pulled up next to me twice on the way to my car today and tried to start a conversation so I called my husband so that someone would know if something happened to us, loaded up, and locked my doors. 😕

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Overheard; "Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

@chknboob You are not alone 😵‍💫

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

I never know what to say ever but at funerals I really especially am awkward

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

biblical marriage is between one man and one woman and hundreds of his concubines

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

@h3h3productions I’ve done this multiple times…

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

@girlyhippierock Yeah, I think it looks fine it’s just been a week since it’s been trimmed. My husband was planning to do it tonight when it cooled down a bit but the neighbor beat him to it! 😊

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

A second neighbor is now taking it upon himself to weed wack the edge of our yard 🙈 I swear we do our yard work but now I’m questioning if we’re not to par or if our neighbors just like us?? We are friendly with both of these guys… 😅

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

My next door neighbor got a riding lawn mower a couple weeks ago and can’t stop mowing. Our security camera just sent me a video of him mowing our front yard for the second time this week. Gotta get this guy some cookies 😂☺️

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

@SchmoopyWoopy That’s so sweet. Good neighbors are life changing! I went out and said thank you after putting the baby down for nap and he said he was just in the zone and did another neighbor’s too 😂

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

@SMASEY @cvspharmacy Makes your hand look gigantic 😂

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

@emilykmay @igarglewithfire The elders at the church I grew up in did this to my mom 🫠

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

me going from twitter to threads is like when christians go from a southern baptist church to a non-denominational church

[Kayla Johnson-White @kaylajohnsonatl]

Okay threads is helpful but y’all think I want my instagram followers to know what I tweet?! Hell no!!!

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

christian nationalists will believe america is a christian nation but then celebrate the day america declared independence from a christian nation

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

@bekahthewife 😂😂😂 it’s really not very exciting but dm me and I’ll spill the tea

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

I just hung out with someone I haven’t seen in person for over a decade and I finally have a full picture of the drama that went down in high school 😂

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

Not my family making a 2 hour drive take FOUR HOURS

[Mariah Ⓥ @mariah_seigel]

“Toxic gossip train” has been playing in my head all day and I’d like an apology for that 🙃