Mariah Gabrielle

love hard ~ 🇳🇿

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

Gonna start a thread of “things dads say” and by dads I mean Gus

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

@LilCyn_ Hahahahahaha I think I triple and quadruple text. My ADD brain has too many thoughts to wait for someone else to reply before I text them on a completely diff subject

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

me being silly with our 3 year old: “did you know the sun is… PINK?!”

Gus: “it is?! Wait, is the sun really pink?”

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

Gonna start a thread of “things dads say” and by dads I mean Gus

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

“Are they all plugged in?”

*talking about being buckled in the seat belt* #thingsdadssay #hesnotanelectronicdevice

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

“We can just body bag him”

*talking about wearing the baby with a ergo baby carrier*

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

“Do you want to put him in the crate?”

*talking about the bassinet* #thingsdadssay #hesnotadog

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

Why does twitter still not have an edit tweet button for spelling mistakes. c’mon monnnn

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

I tell Gus I’m going upstairs to sleep and then we text for twenty minutes while sending each other reels

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

@gusbusblack ate his lunch while holding oliver. Not me finding leftover red pepper flakes in Oliver’s neck rolls

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

Was putting on pjs before bed and as I took my shirt off a goldfish fell out. I love being a mom hehe 🤍

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

@kate__reisinger It’s the humidity! It happened to me all the time in FL then when I moved back up north it hasn’t leaked since and it’s been a year!!

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

@gusbusblack @barstoolsports @icanteven GUS I LITERALLY JUST DM’d YOU THIS ON INSTA 😂😂😂

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

@aroberts185 I’ll send you some later this month when we officially pick him/her out!!

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

Gus seriously showed me a picture of puppies for sale and said “should we get one?” You can’t say that to me and have me not expect to see a puppy in our house in the next two days?!

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

@mattprisco The best roommate combo wow I need to come over @kendalkelber @LilCyn_

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@bailey_tweeets @dunkindonuts It’s one thing to forget the extras but the coffee...?! All she did was pour out the almond milk and add a splash of coffee I was too offended to say anything 😂😂

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

I just ordered an iced coffee from @dunkindonuts and they handed me a cup of almond milk. They legit FORGOT the coffee. Dunkin do better 😶

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

Why am I always in the only traffic lane that isn’t moving

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

Tampa may be the new hot spot but only the true OGs will remember station

[Mariah Gabrielle @mariahgblack]

don’t quite understand the obsession with Morgan Wallen. He makes good music but is actually a horrible disrespectful human being for multiple reasons. It’s like liking a guy for his looks not personality and that is soooo 2009