MP

taurus | anxious | certified fool

[b ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @lntherainn]

she loves herself a nasty synthetic bob

[aidan 🐶 @alienoncomputer]

me lowkey

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Von Has entered the villa 🏝️ @V0NVFX]

Why ain’t nobody made hibachi breakfast this season yet

[løøn @loonsunshine]

when i accidentally drink the culturally straight bi men smoothie but then switch to the culturally gay bi men smoothie

[elliot smith vinyl @hellowithkitty]

oh okay

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[mourning lana 🪽🍋 @lvstaaz]

this song makes me smile like she was so happy to sing her little song

[cheyenne @idkcheyenne13]

MY FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS JUST WON LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS

[Quin Cunningham @rococokaren]

Fort Greene celebrating the Knicks w gay and lesbian makeouts

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

God, please do the funniest thing ever

[yas @adoomies3]

Now Sol officially coupled with insidious, he’s gonna lose interest because there’s no sneaking around involved

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

these literally being nothingburger dupree like they didn’t even try to make their distraction news believable in the slightest

[MP @mattprisco]

Swsh top tier pokemon game imo

[Bonsai/#1 leavanny fan @Peko_girlboss]

We all know alola looks great but highkey, Galar was the last time pokemon really LOOKED like pokemon Y’know?

The half-assed “realism”scarlet and violet went for looks worse everytime I see it, but I still find Swsh really nice to look at

[antisocialite @fagcetera]

when your dad clocks a gag

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Corbin can’t read no more texts hell nah

[jaden💭 @BEYSCAPIST]

“corbin please come and stand up here”

the music: STAAAAAND UPPPP
#loveislandusa

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Sincere saying that he hasn’t made any empty promises and has been honest with both Melanie & Sol… when he has broken every promise not to make out with Sol.

Is his bun tied too tight??
#LoveIslandUSA

[Honey @secondsundae9]

The concept of Michelle Obama watching the soul ties kiss.

[t. @lighttmylove]

kayda during this conversation with bryce #loveislandusa