Maria Mad

Disney World Lover, Yankee Fan, Marine Biologist, Kick-butt Market Manager, Craft Beer Lover, Vodka Enthusiast, Speaks Sarcasm Fluently, Unemployed on my couch

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

Devil: Welcome to Hell!
Me: Fair enough,whats my punishment?
Devil: I have designed all these pretty dresses for you.They fit your body and look amazing...I'm actually a master sewer
Me: Wow!That's so neat,the catch is?
Devil: None of them have pockets
Me: NOOOO!! #nightthoughts

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@TheRealFatCrow I wonder if it's a copy right thing? Might be cheaper to use this likeness over others?

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

Spraying one out for my homie
RIP to #MichaelConstantine. Thank you for giving me someone to laugh to, someone to relate with and someone who never changed despite how weird it seemed.
#mybigfatgreekwedding #windex

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@SalVulcano What if I don't have tubberware and only has ruppermaid? Will that be appropriate? I may have some back alley tubbermaid containers with some rupperware lids. Will these offerings be accepted?

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

Sooo, when it involves masks, it's "MY BODY MY CHOICE".... But reproductive rights are govt controlled with snitching sites.

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Y'all are exhausting 🤦🏻‍♀️
#TexasDeservesBetter

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@foundersbrewing Truly felt like I won the lotto

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

After 2 long years, I was offered a job at an amazing company.I went to Total Wine & stumbled upon these 2,packed on 7/20/20, #GreenZebra ranks as my all time favorite.Idc if its skunked/flat...I snatched both and will treasure.
P.S. @foundersbrewing, they still are delicious
😍

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@sincerelyivy Never been pregnant, but am no stranger to anxiety, depression and sleepless nights. You are going to get through this. You are worthy. You are loved and bring joy to so many. Take a few deep breaths and know this will pass & don't force it to. There is nothing wrong with you 💙

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

And I thought Daniel Radcliffe on all fours spanking himself would be the highlight of the #MiracleWorkersOregonTrail season. Oh my goodness! REVEREND! also, how can I duplicate that cat eye? #IfYouKnowYouKnow
#MiracleWorkers

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@TheRealFatCrow Idk, considering what some people do with these toothbrushes as an alternative, I'd say the button is in the right spot... 😂🥴🤫🤭

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@truTVjokers Lol, first time Murrs playing this game since he popped that rock on his finger.

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@truTVjokers Seriously!!!! Cam is THE BEST

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@TheRealFatCrow The pool?

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@BQQuinn If I could I would, but I can't, so I shan't. But given the current microchip shortage and lack of used cars, Grandma Lucia is a steal!!

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@VancityReynolds Super hysterical, I REALLY needed the laugh.

Also, thanks for always having captions on any/most of the videos you do. Its super helpful.

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@Scripps_Ocean @LeoDiCaprio @adriangrenier Loneliest Whale is such an interesting story!! Cant wait to watch, what on demand channels will it stream on?

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@TheRealFatCrow That being said, when Sam comes in and says 'on your left' my heart just skips a beat. End rant and agreement?

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@TheRealFatCrow I go both ways in the fandom. I'm a casual observer to both and can appreciate both universes, but DC has been done dirty. They need to hire the next level (lovingly said) nerds to reconstruct the DC franchise. They have so many storyline and arcs, that it can be done. (1/2)

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@TheRealFatCrow We have her doing some beta test hunches for the kitchen one. And every time I see that blue devil light come on (when she hears kitchen noises), I always make sure to let her in on the plot to kill someone. Just to keep Amazon on their toes

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@truTVjokers We need to have a tread of how good Q looks on the beach.. *swoon*

[Maria Mad @mariamadsen76]

@joshgad This is why I will never report. Rape kits are destroyed too early, Statue of limitations are too low, victim shaming blows, no one believes you, sentences are bull, and most of the time your rapist walks out free and clear. Add on that it's your family member....