Marianne Firth

...yeah. So I don't tweet much. Just thought you should know.

Aspiring writer. Accomplished cheesecake critic.

[Marianne Firth @mariannefirth]

I got Nutella all over my ibuprofen bottle. If that doesn’t sum up my life, then I don’t know what does.

[Marianne Firth @mariannefirth]

@BracketPod @JackKennedy @OwenRoeder @FeitsBarstool @TomScibelli Liz Lemon

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

You can say whatever you want about President Trump but you have to admit: he’s a pedophile.

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

It was a dark and stormy night. I cannot stress enough how much this totally ruled.

[Marianne Firth @mariannefirth]

Kilby Court is killing it on the first day, but the highlight is definitely New Order bringing out Brandon Flowers to sing Bizarre Love Triangle.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

people who say “why do we need [fine arts, humanities degrees, mid-budget films] when they don’t make a ton of money?” are insufferable. why do we need chrysanthemums? why do we need bonfires or baleen whales or the color blue? we just do. we just do.

[Marianne Firth @mariannefirth]

@RWTNews @hiss_greg @BF_Felladelphia @Angry_Staffer Did you read the article? They were investigating voter registration APPLICATIONS. These are not fraudulent votes. These were investigated BEFORE they were able to vote because that is what usually happens. Also, he was a council member, not a mayor.

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

Big shout out to my Never Trump brothers and sisters.

We said never and we meant it.

And there has not been a single day in the last 8 years that Trump hasn't proven us right.

[J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein]

I think I'll miss science the most.

[𝕬𝖘𝖍. 🥀🇵🇸 @ashleelorrainex]

the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

I hate how relevant this stays

[poletic kate @poetickate]

if you ever feel like shit just remember you didn’t vote for a rapist

[Mike Wise @MikeWiseguy]

It's not just that Trump won. It's that Joe Rogan, Dana White and Brett Favre won. Jailed insurrectionists won. The Alitos and the Thomases won. Vladimir Putin won. Racism won. Misogyny won. Sexism won. Global warming won. Xenophobia won. Most of all: Fear Won. That's what hurts.

[Sistas in Zion @SISTASinZION]

Just this:

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Marianne Firth @mariannefirth]

This is the bad place.