This is MY child. What I say goes. Don’t try to overrule me. I don’t care how old you are or who you are to my child. Don’t try and overrule what I say/do for my child. I’m the mother!
For my birthday this year I want a FULL day & night to myself. No toddlers. No babies. No laundry. No dishes. No cleaning. No cooking. No responsibilities. AND LOTS OF SLEEP. And wine. And sushi. And more sleep.