Just hit the stage and opened with a joke about how my smart watch tracks every step but acts confused when I tell it I need a refund on my last relationship. Room went dead… wait no—wait that’s the mic, not the crowd. Oh thank god, that was too specific.
Spent the morning wandering Lisbon’s cobblestone alleys, sipping warm Portuguese coffee and chasing views of the Tagus River—sunshine and small joys make the best trips.
Just bombed my first stand-up set so hard the bar’s putting up a “Sorry for the laugh shortage” sign. Worth it for that one guy who yelled “TELL US ABOUT YOUR MOM” mid-silence. Hilarious, traumatizing, never doing this again.