martin mariga

Biophilic.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[martin mariga @mariga2037]

@CSakwah He confirmed without confirming!!

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

Whatever happens, it's clear this World Cup will be remembered as the Last Dance for the two greatest players of this generation, and maybe ever:

Lionel Messi and Vozinha

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Sometimes phones should employ some level of discernment. You’ve witnessed hii miaka yote nimekuwa nikifinya *544# sasa leo accidentally nimefinya *544 nikafinya the call button, na bado unaitikia kupiga? And why would I ever need to dial *544? Be serious

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

When we say Engineers in Kenya are a big problem, such are the instances we have in mind. This section of the highway has a Resident Engineer In-Charge. But they let a contractor pile a death trap on the road and feel nothing about it! @KeNHAKenya @TheIEK @EngineersBoard @davis_chirchir

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Financial struggles have turned me into a bad son, a bad boyfriend, a bad brother and a bad friend.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Don't disappoint your parents to impress us. You mean nothing to us

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

Take any population on earth.

For several generations, remove their most physically capable members by force and sell them abroad.

Destroy their existing political institutions and replace them with administrative structures designed to extract rather than develop.

Draw their borders to maximize ethnic conflict and minimize political coherence.

Extract their mineral and agricultural wealth for a century at prices you set unilaterally.

When you leave, install governments that serve your economic interests rather than their populations.

Fund civil wars when those governments are threatened by leaders who want to redirect resource revenues toward domestic development.

Then, three generations later, administer a cognitive test.

Compare the scores to those of the populations who spent the same period accumulating capital, building universities, developing public health infrastructure, and compounding the advantages of political stability.

Put the results on a map.

Call the map a "nature documentary."

Tell yourself the scores show something biological.

Tell yourself the history had nothing to do with it.

Tell yourself you arrived at this conclusion by following the evidence.

You did not follow the evidence.

You followed the map to the place you had already decided to go.

And the evidence, the entire, documented, sourced, cross-disciplinary evidence, is the invoice you refused to open.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

CLUBBING IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂

[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

Hello failures @ntsa_kenya can you confirm whether our vehicle inspection centres have even the very basic equipment required to carry out proper roadworthiness inspections? I would like to know if you are equipped with the following, brake testers, suspension testers, play detectors, headlight beam testers, steering free-play testers, diagnostic scanners, exhaust emissions analysers, diesel smoke meters and proper equipment to inspect the chassis and underbody.

I’m not expecting you guys to have sophisticated or high-end inspection technology. These are the absolute basics used in many countries to determine whether a vehicle is genuinely roadworthy. We really need to be honest to ourselves and to the tax payers at some point, we must decide what our priority is. I urge you guys to be genuinely serious about road safety and protecting human life, or are the inspections simply another revenue collection exercise? We cannot keep claiming to value road safety while failing to invest in the very basics needed to assess it properly.

Some of us know a thing or two about this sector and thus we are only trying to assist clueless people who pretend to know it all.

It is what it is.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[martin mariga @mariga2037]

@anj_116_ Not anymore, nowadays hata mia wanafika.

[martin mariga @mariga2037]

@6footBarefoot Asked her a question, Kwani yeye hupitia all situations happening kwa maisha? No response yet.

[martin mariga @mariga2037]

@jumaf3 Kwani wewe Huwa una experience Kila kitu kwa hii dunia?

[martin mariga @mariga2037]

@ndugundugu92 @VictorWins_ Doesn't work.

[Piga Firimbi @pigafirimbi]

Dennis Itumbi, Head of Presidential Special Projects in Kenya's State House, shared a photo on X claiming to show world leaders at the 2026 G7 Summit. It contains at least four verifiable red flags.

A fact-check🧵

[martin mariga @mariga2037]

@Vilesonn @Mr_Guantai Nakuru hii moja?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Let me guess: Israel keeps bombing Lebanon. Tells Trump to fuck off.

Iran gets sick of it and fires back.

Trump says Iran broke the peace, we go back to war.

I give this to the end of this week.

[martin mariga @mariga2037]

@AIRTEL_KE what is this flash sms nonsense all about? How does one get rid of it? It's annoying!!!