Marika Lynne

If I can't scuba, what has this all been about?

[jake @HoungSheldon]

Get rid of Greek life at all colleges and replace it with Italian life. every chapter is named after a deli meat

[Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) @jeremyfaust]

Them: What do you do?

Me: I’m an ER doctor!

Them: Ooooooh! What’s the craziest thing you ever saw? 😃

Me: Umm, the way our country is mishandling covid-19 by prioritizing politics over science.🤨

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

“Please picture me in the weeds - before I learned civility. I used to scream ferociously - anytime I wanted. Yes Taylor is calling to all Goddamn cheetahs. #Folklore

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

“No one likes a mad woman. You made her like that.” This is the energy we’re bringing to the next election. #MadWomen #GoddamnCheetahs #folklore

[Jordana Abraham @JordanaAbraham]

What a decade

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

the screaming is fine we just checked it out it was nothing

[Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson]

My favorite thing about humans may just be our ability to drench potatoes in mayonnaise and call it a salad with a straight face.

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

What doesn’t kill you, makes you funnier.

[omgbren @omgbren]

To all black ppl (esp black women) being suddenly offered jobs in industries & all workplaces trying to back up their claim of solidarity & inclusiveness: Negotiate everything as if you are a 24 y/o white guy with a bullshit degree from a free ride on Daddy’s money.

[omgbren @omgbren]

white parents, pls stop using “IT’s UNCOMFORTABLE” as an excuse to not talk to your white kids about racism. In fact, that’s one of the easiest conversations about racism you’ll ever have, bc you don’t have to warn your kid abt being targeted just for existing.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Something about the meat in the fish plate makes me want to throw up.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to water

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

white people love forgiving other white people

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

i was taught more about how spaghetti strap tank tops were intolerable than racism

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

How many dinners is appropriate when you’re trying to lose weight?

[Broderick Hunter @BroderickHunter]

Why is ending racism a debate?

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It’s not pizza.

[Marika Lynne @marikawatson]

@JustinTrudeau have you considered dressing as Santa this holiday season? My housemates and I feel it's an excellent plan