going to the 9/11 memorial and touching it tearing up….. women are my favorite guy…..? sex? (I know that’s not where they filmed it it’s the building next to it)
my brain thinks like this and I have to stop it but two thoughts like back to back. I wish people were there for their kids because this used to be unique
just ordered two sandwiches at da bodega and the guy is so flustered he looks at me on the verge of tears and goes "just give me a few minutes okay?" like yeah man i understand that a sandwich takes time its all love playa
Old black man standing behind me at the gas station let out a sigh and said "these folks need to hurry up, I gotta go get my peter sucked on." I let him go ahead of me.