I wanted my bobblehead to shoot fire, but apparently that’s a “safety hazard,” I guess a gif will do. Come to the Coliseum Friday, September 21st and get a mini-me! @ Oakland, California https://t.co/FBnRIwVHy4
Me: I’ve never watched luge. I know nothing about it.
Me 20 minutes later: Turns 9 through 12 are really the key to victory. He’s taking them too high. Why doesn’t he listen to me??
#olympics
I’m training to be the #LastFanStanding during today’s big game, and win a Mercedes-AMG! Check it out at https://t.co/Wh1CjZpNbZ https://t.co/zhSOmetjcG