Mari Johannessen

Senior UI Engineer @netflix previously @_carbondesign Mommy to three beautiful kids, married to @tj_egan 🇳🇴

[Mari Johannessen @marisafari]

Here’s an idea @RegalMovies - maybe not include the trailer for a movie with a 5 year old dying of liver failure before the new Paw Patrol movie 😂

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@annieshomegrown I don’t see an option anywhere to send a private message to you.

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@annieshomegrown My toddler was about to eat this weird chunk of cheese that he found in the Cheddar Snack Mix today, any idea what this is? 😬

[Mari Johannessen @marisafari]

When you end up having two girls born a year apart 😂❤️ #girldad

[Jon Bershad @JonBershad]

Please watch this movie trailer through to the very end so that you can experience the greatest title reveal of all time.

Watching this in a theater made me lose my mind.

[Mari Johannessen @marisafari]

@hollaa_backk @tj_egan 😂

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Mother sloth reuniting with her baby.. 😊

Sound on.. 🥺

🎥 IG: jaguarrescuecentercr https://t.co/LIaSzTUG9o

[Mari Johannessen @marisafari]

What is this vertical rainbow spotted in Upstate New York? 🤔

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@GunnersNorge Hei! Min amerikanske mann og meg er på besøk i Norge og har bestilt tur til London på onsdag for å se Arsenal - Aston Villa. Vi har kjøpt billetter gjennom Stubhub men har ikke mottatt dem så nå ser vi etter alternativer - er dette noe vi kan kjøpe gjennom dere?

[Mari Johannessen @marisafari]

The girls are ready to go! #ARSLEI #MyPLMorning @premierleague @tj_egan

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

me settling into bed and unlocking my phone: okay let's find this amelia earhart bitch

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

parenting has taught me SO many things I didn’t know before. for instance, before I thought 5-8pm was a normal time of day but now I know it is the SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL

[Mari Johannessen @marisafari]

@EmmaBostian As someone who’s traveled MANY times internationally with small kids I’ve learned one thing: it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks! As soon as you’re off that plane you will forget about the sad people who roll their eyes when a baby is crying 😂

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@MotherlyMedia for vis

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Trying to read any article on your phone in 2022:

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*I’m blue, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die*

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

💔

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Roe’s final hours in one of America’s largest abortion clinics - The New Yorker https://t.co/tS1DF1bowh

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Our apartment complex is throwing a summer party… with a reptile exhibit?