marisa thomas

Belieber

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@ashleymoirDC EXACTLY my conspiracy theory!

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@midwestern_ope brb moving to Sawyer MI

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@ZacharyKane19 @Timodc @stevo2321 Which Tim are we talking about? Tim Dillon? Both are gay. Both question Israel. Both dislike Bari Weiss. Who says this?

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

A very loud spanking

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@Timodc Why IS my bank gay now?

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@BillBrasky11 @Timodc “Why is my bank gay?”

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

Pretty amazing how fast MeToo and BLM and climate anxiety has been replaced with DEATH TO AMERICA.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Anti-Israel.

Anti-America.

Anti-Western Civilization.

Why am I the only Democrat in the U.S. Senate that refuses to excuse this or defend any of those self-identified communists?

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination.

Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.

Focus on building the party you actually support.

Political parties aren’t perfect, but they’re built by millions of people who knock doors, make calls, organize meetings, and fight for the values they believe in. If you don’t believe in the party, then don’t ask its members to carry you across the finish line.

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@adamcarolla Longest time listener. Like Brian and Theresa days. usually agree with you. But I spent part of my cooking career volunteering at a school for homeless kids in Seattle and now live in rural Wisconsin. I spend time with these kids. Don’t punish them for the decisions of adults.

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@JezziiB Why is it so hard istg.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years.

Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

[The Rev. Dr. Auntie Michelle She/Her @iamn0tthe1]

I swear. Every time I see Marc Anthony in still photos I swear he’s scrawny and homely, then that man starts singing and suddenly he’s sexy as all get out and I understand how he pulled Miss Universe and JLo.

[sahami @leshaami]

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@selise @mtaibbi Look how beautifully Kristen Stewart has handled being a dyke. Gorgeous. I think Elliot was embarrassed to be so out without having it be special so that no one could interrogate it

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@selise @mtaibbi I mean, dudes are dudes and that’s why they are dudes. It’s not just the . I don’t know what Elliot meant when he said he felt like a man if he keeps questioning performing feminism and can’t see the irony.

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@mtaibbi Like her whole deal was I made a big deal out of becoming a guy but why should I have to act like a guy? And this is why Donald Trump is the damn president and I hate it.

[marisa thomas @marisat67]

@mtaibbi She says why in the video, she doesn’t understand why cutting off her boobs and having her voice go all wonky made her feel like she should have to perform masculinity, which is so hilarious when you cut your boobs off and take hormones