J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆

Sunday Times ain't a friend of mine....

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

I am here for animal content and Olivia benson and calling dickheads out for their stupidity. That’s all. Goodnight

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

@Quiet_Antihero @biigityaaa

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

@beyoncegarden I wonder if the people that live in this house still have teeth....

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

@Quiet_Antihero @biigityaaa number one bc i could get a couple laps swimming in in that sized tub

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

Guess I'll name my non existent kid, Dangerous.

[vespera @vesperamyst]

normalising naming your child after a 10/10 album

[alison ⸆⸉ (#1 sparks fly stan) ❤️‍🔥💙 @beachboysfan13]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

Rory Gilmore becomes so awful and unlikeable in the last two seasons of Gilmore Girls and Lorelai is insufferable the entire series through. This whole Logan arc was so annoying. And yet, I will continue to watch. #Rewatch #GilmoreGirls

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

@mhargitay__ I don’t actually think they care. Because, not only are these people spineless but they’re heartless and vitriolic and nasty. But dare call them out? And they’re crying like little babies.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The Aussies are bringing game. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

well that's not particularly anything new for Jimmy Fallon

[DaBigChill ❄️🇦🇺 @DaBigChillSFW]

If you fucking call it a "Zinger Sandwich" while in Australia

They will beat you up

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He raped a girl so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed. You have a daughter @jimmyfallon what the fuck is wrong with you. It is insane to me that this man has continued to be platformed and praised despite what he did.

To all the men who continue to kiss his ass, what if that was your daughter, sister, girlfriend, wife, or mother? What would you want to happen to the man who was responsible? How would you feel if the majority of people brushed off what happened and gave the man responsible millions of dollars and fame? Explain to me why he is allowed to live life as a free man after what he did.

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

@blxckisley These inappropriate dumb asses

[lanita está escrevendo ddtv ⚢ @blxckisley]

osh? dois onde? tem dois peters na foto? vc tá bêbada e tá vendo em dobro? não tô entendendo

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

@thuhcatlady I would risk having the cops called on me every single time since women who care this much are clearly all about themselves and not the girls involved. Mens toilets are foul and dirty and stink and also urinals are a thing where there’s a good chance they’re going to see shit.

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

@mhargitay__ Especially given she doesn’t like ai (except when she gets hookwinked and doesn’t realise she’s like something that’s ai lol)

[‎Márcia @mhargitay__]

Stop making ai edits if Mariska, it’s fucking creepy fr

[J ⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 ⋆ @mariskaypeter]

@Quiet_Antihero I know she has zero interest in politics but she’s a woman I would love to see as a president!

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

Michael Jackson's innocence is already proven beyond reasonable doubt