Marissa

I'm so incredibly witty.

[Marissa @marisq92]

@JShermanANC @Vote4DC We need results!!!

[#trueblue @avalunas_]

ohio and texas on a random tuesday

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

I’ll say it again…

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Punxsutawney Phil is a talentless industry plant. He has a 35% accuracy rating - one of the worst among climate prognostication rodents.

[Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington]

From the “never grow up” category, they currently have chicken broth and hot chocolate on the Bears sideline… complete with a canister of mini marshmallows for that in-game sugar craving.

[Jamie Campbell Bower Updates 🇧🇷 @jcbupdates]

bro's too funny 😭

[Marissa @marisq92]

I don’t think Kali is committed to dying she just wants to kill El so the experiments don’t continue. We already know Kali’s blood doesn’t work so she knows she doesn’t have to die I’m worried.

[Marissa @marisq92]

I really liked Knives out 3 but Father Jud looked and sounded just like Linguine from Ratatouille which kind of pulled me out of it. Also Beetee was there?

[Marissa @marisq92]

Last night I dreamt I took part in an Anti-RFK Jr. 5k race and all of the runners were dressed as acetaminophen

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

“Labubu” sounds like John Travolta introducing Lady Gaga at the Oscars

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

BREAKING: Trump and Elon reportedly seen singing Take Me or Leave Me at each other on the White House lawn

[Marissa @marisq92]

We all know who this is lately

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In an extraordinary display of public support, heads of state, heads of government, and foreign ministers from all over Europe and Canada are posting in support of Ukraine in response to the Oval Office meeting with Trump, Zelenskyy, and Vance.

[Ron @ronkald]

Pete Buttigieg when a slightly unsafe aircraft tried to take off:

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

the worm in rfk jr’s brain driving to his first day at the new job

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

me doing karaoke after a couple drinks

[Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @PtDefianceZoo]

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

This is a fantastic bumper sticker

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.