marissa

you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you.

[marissa @marissacailey]

Me when American Airlines broke my carry on and lost my stuff and said it’s not covered:

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

If any lawyers or reporters are interested in stepping in here I have screenshotted my entire experience over the last 24 hours and am continuing to do so

[marissa @marissacailey]

Fly with @AmericanAir for a Christmas adventure! Instead of golden rings or turtle doves, you get: 5 different flight delays, 4 missing items, 3 claims filed, 2 broken zippers and 1 big fat “sorry not sorry” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[americanair @AmericanAir]

@marissacailey We're so sorry about any damage to your bag. Please file a claim with our Baggage team for further review: https://t.co/k1I8HDmkyI

[marissa @marissacailey]

@AmericanAir Oh you don’t even read the things you’re responding to! As much care with customers as with baggage apparently! I referenced my baggage claim process and that my claim was denied because it was considered minor. Very helpful all around from the AA team 👍🏻

[marissa @marissacailey]

1/2 @AmericanAir not sure how you do your baggage damage reviews but hope no one else expects anything from you ever. Airline broke BOTH zippers on my CARRY ON that YOU complimentary checked (never doing that again with you all yikes) —>

[Joshua McElwee @joshjmcelwee]

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @Reuters

https://t.co/Z91z9fGMKB

[marissa @marissacailey]

is the biggest regret of my life not going to the eras tour? I think it it’s too 3.

[marissa @marissacailey]

Pretty amazing how quickly my excitement level for #Survivor50 became the literal inverse after seeing Zac Bryan and Mr Beast? A Billie Eilish idol? What the hell are we doing. Yikes.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: VP Vance called the court order absurd.

Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.

And you’ll excuse me for getting emotional about it, but when I see people in my state who are hungry because of Vance’s bullshit politics, that makes me angry.

That’s why I went to court, and that’s why we’re putting dollars on people’s SNAP cards—because that’s what the people of Pennsylvania deserve. And America deserves better than J.D. Vance.

[marissa @marissacailey]

Blaming so many others, other than herself and her team, and selling and promoting this book is the priority while.. *gestures around* sigh. Ok.

[POLITICO @politico]

Harris singes leading Democrats in new memoir https://t.co/SRbasWnELI

[scrappy lil rascal just trying his hardest @speedyspeedboi_]

do private golf courses need all this land? i hate golf and we should seize it all to build housing instead

[DCCC @dccc]

Republicans inherited one of the strongest stock markets in history and in 1 month they've fucked it all up.

[marissa @marissacailey]

It’s 55 degrees, sunny, and not a cloud in the sky in here Portland. I need the new @MtJoyBand album like I need air to breathe😮‍💨

[marissa @marissacailey]

This is going to become my whole personality

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The cast of Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ so far:

• Matt Damon
• Tom Holland
• Zendaya
• Anne Hathaway
• Robert Pattinson
• Lupita Nyong’o
• Charlize Theron
• Benny Safdie
• Mia Goth
• Elliot Page
• Jon Bernthal
• John Leguizamo
• Samantha Morton
• Himesh Patel
• Will Yun Lee
• Jesse Garcia
• Bill Irwin

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

danced on aubrey’s grave in some old navy flares

[marissa @marissacailey]

@EvanWarwick55 Nooooo

[kelsey @kelsaywhat]

here's what i'll say about benson boone. if I could do a flip it would become everyone else's problem, too. i get it

[jack 🦧 @loljackwho]

♥️ HEARTWARMING: Marshon Lattimore gives AJ Brown a kiss on the cheek congratulating him after his team scored a touchdown ♥️

[marissa @marissacailey]

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[Thomas Morstead @thomasmorstead]

Next jersey is for my #Saints family.
This jersey is game worn (from 2014 I think).
RETWEET TO WIN!

Will announce winner at start of 3rd quarter.
Thanks for helping raise awareness and money for @TeamGleason
#PuntForALS

[deray @deray]

And lastly, I have a million critiques of the dems. And those critiques in no way participate in the idea that the dems and republicans are the same.