Marissa Dahlke

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[Marissa Dahlke @marissad96]

Sent a message out to all my co workers last night saying, "take my morning shift IM FUCKING LIT". Should I just quit now fml

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Ted Cruz is in New York. If you hear something eating your garbage tonight it might not be the rats.

[Marissa Dahlke @marissad96]

What the Facebook market place is actually for

[AMERICA'S BEST PATRIOT☄️🇺🇸 ➡️ @AlisonBoxxer]

#AbbottFailedTexasAgain
"The Republican Party"

[Patience Hastings-Rush @PatienceHRush]

Any church that truly believes to be favored by God would be eager to contribute to society by paying their fair share of taxes. #TaxTheChurches

[Amanda Pendolino @amandapendo]

2021: congratulating your friends for quitting jobs as opposed to getting jobs

[Resist Programming 🛰 @RzstProgramming]

🔊 Audio up: “99.5%. Why in the world would I get the vaccine?”

During one of his last radio shows, COVID infected Phil Valentine explained his “educated decision” to skip the vaccine.

Phil believed he was recovering and was now immune. Phil died. Don’t be like Phil. #GetVaxxed

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

NEW VIDEO: #LaurenBoebertChristianCriminal Music!!

Dear @laurenboebert

Holy shit. You are a stone cold criminal. Look at the rap sheet you and your husband have together.

How are you a member of Congress?

cc: @GOPLeader

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

When Katie Hill was pushed to resign after falling victim to her ex’s revenge porn - while Jeffrey Toobin was reinstated 8 months after masturbating on Zoom & now defends Trump - it’s white male privilege.

[Karine Jean-Pierre Archived @PressSec46]

You forgot to mention that gas prices are the same now as they were in June 2018. Or that this time last year unemployment was 11.1% -- today it’s 5.8%.

@POTUS agrees families shouldn’t pay more at the pump – that’s why he’s opposed to GOP proposals to raise the gas tax.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Yes, it’s good to have notes if you’re carefully going to state or re-state the official position of the U.S. government to an adversary, and it’s important you not be misunderstood. You don’t need notes if you’re just going to agree with Putin.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Why is it that Mitch McConnell can come out and declare he wouldn’t fill an open SCOTUS seat if nominated by Biden, but Democrats are still supposed to pledge fealty to “bipartisanship?”

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

Trans kids belong in sports. Trans kids belong everywhere.

Anti-trans bills don't.

[J Tir 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇺🇸 @joeytir]

Marjorie Taylor Greene can't spell Green right, what makes you think she could spell Berkeley! 🤣🤣🤣

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

.@SRuhle asks WV Gov. Justice about signing a bill restricting transgender athletes.

Ruhle: "Can you give me one example of a transgender child trying to get an unfair advantage? Just one in your state, you signed a bill about it."

Justice: "No, I can't really tell you one."

[Sonke @sonkiie]

I disagree with the notion that women can’t handle the truth. Women handle the truth just fine. The problem is that you expect women to handle the truth in a way that still benefits you, at her expense.

[Ayman @AymanM]

Think about this verdict by asking yourself would this moment of accountability have been possible if it weren’t for the courage of a 17-year-old girl to record and share what was happening to George Floyd. #GeorgeFloyd #DerekChauvinTrial

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

ur a whole governor and u on here tweeting about some damn shoes. do ur job!

[Haley Williams @HaleyRhiannon]

Statement from @LilNasX

#satanshoes