Marissa Osorio

Pittsburgh. Sports. Baking. Love.

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

I think one of the most heartfelt experiences in life is discovering that someone genuinely enjoys your presence. Not what you provide, Not your accomplishments. Just you, your thoughts, your energy, your existence.

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

Tomorrow is Monday. I walk into this new week with peace, no stress, no drama, no setbacks. Just back-to-back blessings and good news.

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Marissa Osorio @marissaeosorio]

@CapitalOne I just got an email saying my credit card couldn’t be delivered and was sent back to you guys and to give you guys a call to get it resent. I currently don’t have a voice and am extremely sick. Can somebody help me online?

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I like people who find a way.

There is always a way.

[Marissa Osorio @marissaeosorio]

@Chefparlay Congrats!!

[$portsForecast @Chefparlay]

Proud to announce something I’ve been working on behind the scenes .. 👩‍🍳

Best food in Philly coming to you NEXT WEEK!

📍Uptown Philly
1951 74th Ave • 19138

Follow @UptownFlavorz 🔥

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

Politicians starting new wars for "my safety"
Cops violating my rights for "my safety"
Palantir harvesting my data for “my safety”
Governments surveilling citizens for "my safety"

Pls cancel my lifetime membership to your safety theater club. I'm good and got it from here. 👋

[TJ @xBitcoin_Teej]

I’m going to keep getting more money every year for the rest of my life however I have to get it. I claim abundance and prosperity over my life.

[໊ @meishato]

“I just think the halftime show should be in English, so we can understand it” I disagree, because the constitution is in english and you guys don’t seem to understand that…. at all.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

JD Vance says there are 30M undocumented folks in the U.S., In 2025 they were responsible for 29 murders, meaning 1 in a million is a murderer.

On the other hand 22,000 ICE agents killed 34 people in 2025. That means 1 in 674 ICE agents is a murderer.

I know who I'd rather hang out with!

[Brittany 🎀 @britxoxxx]

going shopping is literally therapy for me, i love a good shopping spree 🛍️

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Damn you won't see this in media

Philadelphia Sheriff:

“No law enforcement officer may wear a mask. We will arrest those who wear masks to hide their identity.

If you come to this city and commit a crime, the criminal in the White House cannot keep you from going to prison.”

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

YALL HATE IMMIGRANTS MORE THAN PEDOPHILES AND ITS DISGUSTING

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

all of us rn

[Marissa Osorio @marissaeosorio]

The first year without my mom. I miss her so much.

[chanel#️⃣9️⃣ @nelno9]

This NYE….really any day but it’s normally the major holidays can yall PLEASE call an uber if you’re too drunk to drive don’t be selfish and end someone’s life cuz you thought you were bigger than the program

[shayla @shaylaalexius]

My son will have everything I didn’t , and I was spoiled

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

You fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but you’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.