I never know how to order at Starbucks so this morning I just asked for “something chocolately and creamy with a side of resurrection.” Dude gave me a salted caramel macchiato with an extra shot of espresso. I love being understood.
My man so generously volunteered to go get me the glitter I need for the project I’m working on. It’s been days and he still can’t find what I’m looking for lol god bless him
i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting
@wintermcconnell Also try Dead Men Do Tell Tales, Never Suck a Dead Man’s Hand, and Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers. The titles are weird (so are we), but they’re worth the read in this field! 🤓🖤