MARISSA

eku deezy

[invader zim @f8the]

sometimes telling the truth is fun bc it’s more chaotic than lying

[KING @KINGTVVV]

Caesar snapped when he made that salad

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

[CAREFREE @_iamcarefree]

“Wife beater” is a wild ass name for a shirt.

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (blacked out at a bar)

[cory @coolmathgame_]

paul revere when he found out the british were coming

[Delta Zeta | EKU @EKUDeltaZeta]

ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏs ᴏғ @EKU_SigmaChi ғᴏʀ ᴡɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴀsᴋᴇᴛʙᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ!!
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Thank you to all of the teams who participated today, we appreciate all of you so much!! ♡

[nicole @cornygirlfriend]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

[Spc @sp_ceii]

call me zack cuz idk what the effron with me

[shelby @SSoderstrom13]

How do I lose 30lbs in 30 days. I’m not against crack but wanna hear better options first

[helena riley @freshhel]

Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people’s children