LightYear

Lifelong learner.
No matter where you go,there you are.
Mental health expert.

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[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Kenya is a confirmed host of a US biological weapons lab.
Laikipia Airbase.

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Call us petty but UDA lazima warudishe hii kalamu yetu ya DCP😂

[Eric @EricMurikiMuri1]

Even at rock bottom, I’d still put my last $10 into my trading account 😀.

[Babji 🇰🇪🍌 @BabjiGee]

Back in high school this babe ashawahi nipigia na simu ya mamake (I didn't know ni ya mamake then) so I called her one noon mama akashika. I introduced myself vizuuuri tu, asked her how she's doing, she said fine how about you, I said all good ni mvua tu na radi zinaua ng'ombe.

[Bhut' uNduuh @Nduuh_Masondo]

I am glad I got my heart broken at a young age… imagine being over 30 and believing women😭😭😭

[Evanss6 @Evan_ss6]

Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort

[SAHARA @kibephenomenal]

Congratulations, why are you showing us your ‘behind’though?

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

I had a lecturer who owns a rice company. He collaborated with the students’ association, donated rice to students, and even hired caterers to cook for us during exam periods.

After particularly difficult exams, we’d head to the faculty, collect our food packages, and return to our hostels with smiles on our faces.😂

Imagine feeding all the students in a faculty. That’s a whole lot of people and a whole lot of money.

It didn’t stop there. He also sponsored our departmental dinner nights. Because of his generosity, many well to do lecturers in my department started following in his footsteps.

God bless you, Dr. Jabir, CEO of Gombe Rice.

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Titus Njari Ndei, 41, led Kitengela landlords to build their own private sewer line after years of sanitation problems in the fast-growing town.
With the population ballooning, property owners had relied on expensive septic tanks that often overflowed and posed health risks.

Frustrated by the Kajiado County Government’s failure to provide a lasting solution, the landlords decided to take action.

The push started in 2013 when the county sued 22 plot owners for discharging raw sewage, contrary to the Public Health Act. They were released on bonds of KSh 180,000–200,000.

Two months later, the accused landlords mobilized under Engineer Ndei and registered the Kitengela EPZ Neighbouring Community Sewer Project. They secured approvals from EPZA, NEMA, and other authorities, then funded a KSh 85 million, 45-kilometre, 2-foot-wide sewer line running to the Athi River EPZ trunk sewer.

The project was funded by hundreds of landlords contributing KSh 250,000 each plus a KSh 1,000 registration fee, and paying EPZA tariff fees ranging from KSh 7,500 to KSh 74,000.

The completed sewer now serves 818 landlords and has eased the burden of paying KSh 200,000 every 2-3 weeks to the county for waste disposal. Ndei says the community initiative gives residents a chance to manage sanitation sustainably.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[Cece❤️ @thelady_O]

A billionaire businessman in Bayelsa publicly promised to send the brightest Bayelsa youths to the United States for pilot and aircraft engineering training.

776 people applied.

Only 2 passed the exam.

According to one of the winners, instead of being sent abroad as promised, they spent 16 months working for him, doing everything from aviation tasks to running errands.

The matter is now before the courts.

[LightYear @Marizozee]

@MuchiriH The world can sustain itself without humans in it. In that context,nani angekuwa anazikata? Hakungekuwa na mitoni?

[LightYear @Marizozee]

@MuchiriH @Tellamahn Miti gani vitu humea chini yake?

[Beatrice Marshall @BmarshallCGTN]

Nakuru people ,show us your hospitals

[Houston Police @houstonpolice]

Welcome to Houston, Cristiano Ronaldo!

#FIFA #WorldCup #HPD

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

Majority of Kenyans do not know that there is constituency called Borabu where Morara and Matiangi come from.

Naomi amekalia deposit. Na mattress yake nimemwagia maji. I am reviving the sleeping giant Borabu.
I will put it on the map.
Wish me well as I start this task.

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

This was me after sending my first love the whole money I've been keeping for school. He told me he was broke, hadn't eaten.. blabla... He was in school at the time, and I was still struggling with jamb.
Days after, he started rejecting my calls. Later, he sent me a message that he needed to focus on his studies, and I was distracting him. That he isn't ready for the depth of love i was showing him.

I was at work when I received the message, I felt dizzy, fell, and was rushed to the hospital.

I took these pictures and sent them to him, thinking he would reconsider, but he didn't.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

For those Imposters among us who claim to be members of the Kenya peasants Association Group KPAG,kindly note that these are our Qualifications. For you to be a KPAG member,you must:

1. Not have more than 3 pairs of shoes,slippers included

2. Must be living near a church

3. Your door must be metal

4. You must have never touched more than 150k in your life

5. Must eat ugali atleast 5 times a week

6. Must have never used expressway

7. Must have never entered JKIA

8. Must not have a TV bigger than 32’ inches

9. Must not pay rent above 14 sausand

10. Must have atleast two failed suicide attempts

If you dont have atleast seven of these traits,kindly know that you are not one of us walalahois.

[Shanna✨ @shannasparkleof]

Alhamdoulilah mon mari ne se plaint jamais de la chaleur, car il sait que le feu de l'Enfer est 70 fois plus intense que celui de ce monde. 🤲🏻 🤍📿☝🏼