MUGAMBI j

Lawyer, champion of good governance.
blood💙
presence be with you!🌕

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

Tested procedure to grow your X account and join the big fishes,
1. Identify yourself.
Who are you, what do you like to do, and identify with it in every tweet you make. Do not become general, be known for who you are and what you love doing. Continued!

[Ameer | From Gaza 🇵🇸 𓂆✊ @Ameer_wael07]

FUCK ISRAEL FUCK ISRAEL FUCK ISRAEL

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

Next one we link up, @paulinenjoroge

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

Memories 😀
Stamford Bridge

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

Nairobi, kenya.
18.30....waiting for xabi thrills

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Three hours to go! Where are you watching from? 🌏

@FlyMePegasus | #CFC | #ARSCHE

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Colonialists have finally redrawn the Map of Africa

Check nius. 30M, Km'²

Population, 1.5B

China, a country has a pop of 1.4B, and are 1/4 of our size

As we are busy holding Rhema concerts for God to save Africa,

The reality of life as our resources make them richer is 👇

[Eric @amerix]

Americans can't define a woman.

Americans can't define murder.

Such a sick nation of overrated people.

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨 Chelsea fans want to know if Moises Caicedo is fit, but Xabi Alonso does not want you to know, because if you know, then Mikel Arteta and Arsenal know. Sources suggest they have noticed an increase in secrecy compared to previous managers.

(@kierangill_DM) #CFC

[Eric @amerix]

A woman is fertile for ONLY 6 days of the month or 72 days in a year.

Hormonal contraceptives last in a woman's body between 89 - 1824 days.

So, why use them?

They are intolerable, harmful, cause infertility or low libido.

They mess their metabolism, hormones & motherhood.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Citizen TV has revealed that a shadowy police unit within the DCI was allegedly involved in the abduction of Standard Group editor Alex Kiprotich.

The unit, known as the Operations Support Unit (OSU), is reported to be operating without the law and targeting government critics.

[Eric @amerix]

I want to say this,

Before you marry a woman,

• Understand her family's taboos, traditions, values, morals and beliefs. This is important.

• Take her to your home, and leave her there for a while to bond with your traditions, values, morals and beliefs.

• Go to her home and introduce yourself. This is not you going. It is your uncle, siblings and aunts. You remain behind.

• Invite her brothers, uncles, aunts and otheŕ relatives to your home. This is when they see you for the first time. This is when you interact with them for the first time.

• After this, plan and go to her home. This is the first time you go there. Go with your friends, siblings and parents. This is where bride price talks are introduced. This is when you meet her father and mother for the first time.

Why do all these?

To protect yourself and your children's future.

But most of you are ignorant. You live in the city like vagabonds.

You meet a woman in the city and hide her in your city's house.

Impregnate her in the city.

Have children in the city.

Then, when things fail and her family take her away, you throw tantrums, loiter around court corridors and jeopardise your children's future.

Some of you shamelessly meet your father-in-law for the first time in a funeral.

Or some of you, casually meet your father-in-law in a bar.

Your children don't even know their village.

When will you be straightforward and subservient to our cultural norms as an African?

Stop being a bladifakin man.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

OVERNIGHT: Prominent Kenyan editor abducted by gun-wielding men after series of newspaper stories critical of President Ruto and his government.

Journalism is not a crime

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

He is the mole

[Jeff Koinange, MBS @KoinangeJeff]

If it's Wednesday you know it's #JKLIVE @citizentvkenya TAAAAANITE!

It's all about the Mountain... Kiharu MP @NdindiNyoro , is he a MOLE?

Join the conversation and Spread THE WORD!

@monicakiragu_ @gichdxp @jereplica

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

Chavarria's speed

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Busy month for our Blues. 👊🔵

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

10 outa 10 transfer window

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

A record sales of transfers this window!!! Talk about a 10/10 window!!!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Rich Dad Poor Dad author Robert Kiyosaki says he is $1.2 billion in debt.

[Dr Muthomi Thiankolu @MThiankolu]

@NelsonHavi Many moons ago, my then employer went to represent a client at the crimianal court and, as he awaited the file to be called out, was shocked to see his court clerk taking plea for defrauding a third party.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

What about appearing before an accused, and then seeing the accused appear before another Court for a mention of her case?

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

Dr Muthomi, where can you place, within your legal practice, a young man from Maua, who just completed his LLB degree at Embu universty? Ready to be modeled by the architects.
@MThiankolu

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

Did you know John Terry has scored more goals for Chelsea than Andres Iniesta has for Barcelona.

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

Am sure cole loves this CPR over JP morgan, that is rubbish

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

CPR vs Brighton today. ⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️

[MUGAMBI j @marjanmiriti]

@CFC_Janty And funny enough, xabi won this match😁