Major. S Joseph

i can’t read i eat cat food she/her

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

it will always just be my rifle, my pony, and me

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

unquenchable thirst

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

lurking again

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

i hope to never experience an october friday the 13th again, boy was that a weird day!

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

no one ever tells you how much you’re going to miss math class

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

new tetris high score on a friday night let’s goooo

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

@zatchinrainbows real

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

i am so scared of august

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

orange juice this orange juice that, does anyone talk about apple juice anymore?

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

breaking my little baguette bones

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

say it don’t spray it

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

all janitors hate me

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

listening to an hour of reggae/dub everyday has changed my life

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

i found a lego head in my corn

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

there is a gas leak in my brain

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

i’m going to cochella to see jimmy buffett

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

my april fools prank ain’t even complete yet 😈

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

me: a machine

[Major. S Joseph @marjyhell]

st. paddy’s day is great until there is a leprechaun nest in your walls… they smell terrible and have been digging through our trash