Mark Chandler

I enjoy big bags of cans (That is not my dog, it’s just a fine looking canine)

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@rovabtw Catsup

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@Tweetinggoddess Those luggage doors will have a hard time operating.

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@AerLingus I have tried to do this but your “virtual assistant” keeps going round in a loop. How about you direct message me.

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@AerLingus, I cancelled my flight and opted for a cash refund on Friday, I have yet to receive an acknowledgement email. Have tried to confirm through your “virtual assistant” to no avail. I have had to rebook on a different airline at more than double the cost you charged.

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@Ross_Turner75 @MrRoryReid

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

It’s the Suez Canal all over again.

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@pabstmeplease @danny_robins Legend has it you can still here the cries of “I’m sooooooo tired” ring out from the bedroom

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@AccidentalP My mate @gorillawhip has never had a cream egg

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@DaytrippingRed The Irish petrol station deli is unrivalled. It might be the thing I look forwards to most when I’m there.

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@tommyhectorshow Donegal

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation

[James @jgraver7]

Hey everybody, do I have a Keith Arsewank here?

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@fesshole @pabstmeplease, is this you?

[Enough Of That Now @AndyGilder]

"Boris was as agile as a cat" - Sarah Vine

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@gregjames @BBCRadio4 @BBCSounds @AinsleyFoods @Ro_inator

[Alex Carter @Only1Carter]

Same energy @AccidentalP

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@gorillawhip @ThatEricAlper You’re doing that thing again aren’t you?

[Mark Chandler @mark0chandler]

@efcstaffo @dannycleaton