Mark Kennedy

Part-time open-spot comedian.

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

Can anyone tell me where you can worship the devil in Newcastle please..........asking for a fiend

[Funhouse comedy @funhousecomedy]

Mon Sep 11th Blessington Carriage #Derby @_chris_stokes @MattBragg
@JulianLeeComedy @mark2kennedy @kelseystandup @FayeTreacy MC @SpikyMike1

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

I was in Birmingham and shocked by the amount of homeless people surrounded by billions of redevelopment for corporate business #Birmingham

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

You know your getting old when the antiques roadshow experts are younger than you

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

My car clock is now right for the next 6 months

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

I came second in a Fidel Castro look a like competition, close but no cigar

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

Doing this with 2 of my comedy chums. @JulianLeeComedy

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

Bloody hell this bloke on eggheads is much taller than his team mates

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

@SusanCalman rather apt don't you think

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

What's Parker's (from the thunderbirds) favourite breakfast "toast and marmalady" this is proof I cant write jokes at the minute.

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

Starting to reassess my life after receiving only one happy birthday txt

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

Disappointed I missed the Guns and Roses gig today in the North east, by my FB feed there was loads of people there.

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

Typical, you wait for ages for one bus stop and then three come along all a once.

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

One of us didn't read the script, one of us.

[Edward Aczel @edwardaczel]

Foreign Policy - @ Hive 420 pm #edfringe Spend the end of days - with a clown - RT perhaps?

[Edward Aczel @edwardaczel]

The Eve of Destruction video here https://t.co/E7QfUWV9Ze btw substitute Eastern for Western (Foreign Policy 420pm) at the Hive - #edfringe

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

@JulianLeeComedy @neildownstandup
Have a good gig chaps.

[Mark Kennedy @mark2kennedy]

Just taken part in the local Convents sports day...I was in the egg and spoon race.......How did I get on ? I was second to Nun

[Northallerton RUFC @northrugby]

Brilliant comedy at last nights event thanks to @JohnLebbon @haze3674 @mark2kennedy @archiekelly, also thanks to everyone who came along