Mark Bendickson

Tweeting about things I find that are clever and creative.

[Mark Bendickson @Mark_Bendickson]

@adamcarolla Congrats to George on 6 years of sobriety.....

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@MaryMoriarty Nice distraction from your hobby of releasing murders, in this case one that was convicted when our ineffectual senator had your job. Someone needs to make a countdown clock to when you're gone.

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@laurenboebert I never knew you were one to reach across the aisle, although you certainly like reaching across the armrest...

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Good

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@RonLatzMN @RonLatzMN you are allergic to common sense.

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@amyklobuchar STFU

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@SOUJIJP @elonmusk Cultural Learnings of Japan for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America

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@AGEllison Just like Steve Simon is blocking them from seeing you voter rolls.

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@ksorbs Imagine the shock and surprise the people that thought a mayor couldn't be anywhere near how incompetent and misguided than laurie lightfoot...

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@keithellison Does that mean you're going to start telling it?

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@RuthlessPodcast Just watched @jaketapper in his 'office'. The only difference between he and a 16 year old Twitch streamer is he doesn't have an IKEA bookcase and a pushup bra.

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@F0XYOU @EllenBarkin Looks like Ellen is transitioning.....to Andy Warhol.

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@amyklobuchar

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@TheCinesthetic Actually not a space craft, it's a space based nuclear weapon

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@Ilhan This looks a lot like the 'handwritten' font on all that junk mail I get from insurance agents and realtors.

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@RossKneeDeep Good luck in your future endeavors @JasmineForUS.

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@keithellison Funny. When I hear "AG Ellison beats....." i expect the next words to be "a Woman to a pulp."

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@MinnesotaDFL Why not just go through the Governor's couch cushions. With the billions of dollars stolen they must have enough picket change to pay for this theater.

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@RepJayapal So would eliminating the 100s of billions being stolen by grifters.....

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@amyklobuchar One of the most thankless? From the sounds of it, that would be the unlucky folks working on your staff.