M@Ⓡk

Disappointed with Notre Dame and Philadelphia professional sports teams underperforming since 1995

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

I’ve been waiting all night for this masterpiece!

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

I love John Kruk.

[Jack Fritz @JackFritzWIP]

Every Brad Keller inning.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

MOOD

#RingTheBell

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

This Phillies-White Sox game

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Bryson Stott has 18 RBIs in 17 games this month 🔥🔥

He is tied for the most RBIs in baseball in May

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

HRs since May 7th:

9 — Kyle Schwarber
8 — Braves, Marlins, Astros
7 — Royals, Twins, Rangers, Rockies, Mets, Cardinals
6 — Yankees, Rays, Blue Jays
5 — Angels, Red Sox, Guardians, Padres
4 — Orioles, Tigers, Cubs
3 — Diamondbacks, Brewers

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Brad Keller is absolute trash

Just another massive overpay by Dombrowski for a complete loser

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t wait for college football

[Drew Balis @drewBbalis]

If you were having a bad day, Craig Kimbrel just gave up a grand slam for the Mets

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

PHILS AT 640
FLYERS AT 7
SIXERS AT 8

LET’S HAVE A MONDAY

[js9innings @js9inningsmedia]

Surely Dustin May is the first player ever to wear today’s date on their jersey

Today is May 3rd, Dustin May’s jersey number is 3 😅

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

Boston sports in 2026

Celtics blow 3-1 lead
Patriots blown out in Super Bowl
Red Sox aren’t a playoff team
Bruins lost in playoffs

Back in the basement you go Boston

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

The man that saved the season for the Phillies:

[M@Ⓡk @mark_gales]

@_piccone And a 1.000 batting average after Trea’s leadoff single

[Ian @ianfromphilly]

List of people who should've been fired before Topper:
1 - Dave Dombrowski
2 - Kevin Long
3 - Alec Bohm
4 - Bryson Stott
5 - Every catcher on the roster
6 - Aidan Miller's doctor
7 - Kevin Long again

[Matt, The World Cupper @born_star15]

We aren't gonna get reverse swept by this lampstand are we?? Flyers in 6....#IgniteTheOrange

#DanMuseLooksLikeALampLight

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

State of the Phillies

[Bruce Straughan @bruce_straughan]

And just like that we’re back to no Notre Dame football for 4 months…

[liv @oliveeasmif]

What did they do to him. Looking like a sweaty honey baked ham.