Mark Lazarus

Web developer and general procrastinator

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@LFCTransferRoom Sell him with a buy back option and a sell on fee

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Vape shops. Betting shops. Dodgy businesses.

If you look at your high street these days and think ‘who asked for this?’, you’re not alone.

I’m doing something about it. We’re giving local people and councils more control over what opens, and tougher powers to crack down on businesses that aren’t good for our communities.

For too long, Westminster has stood by while our high streets declined. That ends now.

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@SiClancy @blandsteve Keeps them competitive for another 3-4 years, adds to squad depth, transfer fee inflation is mental this year.

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@BigRedSulk It’s great fun, feelgood vibes

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@__Beav Friends are astonished it’s not a higher number by now, to be honest 😂

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@TaintlessRed Simeone has had about 7 fouls now, but England take the first yellow card. It’s silly

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[matty (captain flint was right) @joe__spooky]

ok i’m sorry for being surprised that toby stephens is her son. i now realize they literally have the exact same face

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@TaintlessRed But the pundits will say they lack “pashunn”

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@AnfieIdFix Stale with no invention, as normal. Just athletic, no technical presence or clever passing

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@BenBocsak He’s looked pretty good at Spurs - apparently after one more year at an English club he’ll count as home grown, so that could be massively useful for the squad - that said, he obviously wants first team football and I don’t see him as a starter

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@YazzLFC Think he’d have been amazing under Klopp. Unsure now, plus his wages would probably be silly

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@_bubblxs Italian clubs won’t bid cash, they go for season long loans with obligation to buy and then don’t bother meeting that obligation

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@AnfieldKnow Very flexible positionally, but I don’t know if he’d accept a squad role

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

And of course Farage misrepresents what Hannah is saying.

"An afternoon pint" is different to drinking on a work day and then going to vote on decisions for millions of people.

I'd explain this to him but he's been running away from a debate with me for months and months!

[John Smith (son of Harry Leslie Smith) @Harryslaststand]

British MPs want to drink during the day and have their housing expenses covered by the state. Sounds to me like they are the real benefits cheats.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

This guy was all of us last night.

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”

Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”

Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

[Mark Lazarus @mark_lazarus]

@ChrisSeltzer @BlondeOfWar Always found it very strange that ‘Midwest’ is very clearly on the east side of the US 🤷‍♂️

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.