Mark Miller

Subpar Plumber

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[Tony Adragna @CoachAdragna]

Three years ago, Indiana outlasted an Akron team that went 2-10 in 4 OTs, then posted this. Imagine watching this & somebody tells you that in three years, fans will be upset that your defending national champion, Indiana Hoosiers, have no been perfect on every single snap. 😂

[Mark Miller @mark_miller71]

#tank4flores #colts

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

60 points and Colston Loveland gave me a donut in fantasy I’m hot

[RM @bravosierra68]

@NancyMace Our society is so fucked when a jury cant decide to fry this bitch.

[The Dude @TheDudeGolfs]

There needs to be a slur created for this era of travel sport families

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Purdue AD Tommy McClelland in his introductory press conference:

"We are here to win championships. If you don't want to win championships, go to Indiana."

(via @BigTenNetwork)

https://t.co/Vl0SjYtq8c

[Uncle Marky, CFA @BobbyClittJr]

No one:

Guy that owns a blackstone: I’ll make breakfast tomorrow

[Rivals @Rivals]

🚨BREAKING🚨 Five-Star Plus+ WR Monshun Sales has committed to Indiana🔴⚪️

Read: https://t.co/7L76WbwMiA

[Stewart Robson @srob_]

Fuck it - I’m engaging

Who cares? It’s the morning, thug it out, get to work, get to school and move on. Sun in the morning Does Not Matter.

Having light longer in the afternoons is far more useful bc people do things then. I will DIE on the hill of permanent daylight time!

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

My sons have probably heard me call someone a stupid fucking cocksucker but they will never hear me say

I think I’m putting on too much muscle

My testosterone level is low

Let’s go to a pride parade

Trans people are misunderstood

This energy drink has too much caffeine

Its ok, you can trust the government

To all the rest of the real dads out there, Happy Father’s Day & the rest of you faggots Mothers Day was last month

[thunk bumper @tenthousund]

every1 in this walmart is a fucking retard except for me

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

Okc might get swept they have no answer for this nigga and he hates them

[sea @neverlie]

then you can’t love babies and abort them at the same time

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Hope they give Wemby that MVP, Shai a fucking fraud

[Becca is on the Menu @RedRebeccax]

Am I the only one that never does Doordash or Ubereats? Yeah, lemme get some lukewarm fast food for twice the price. How do people have that much money to waste?

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

A Western communist who built all his wealth from his parents and capitalism travels to Cuba, stays in a five-star hotel, wears fashion accessories worth more than ten times the average Cuban’s yearly wage, and then talks about how great rolling blackouts are

Beyond parody

[Venom Rach ☧ @SocialNomadRach]

It's not my job to give you a livable wage. Take it up with the restaurant owner.