I've been doing this show on and off for 10 years. Today, @mark_nerdy_af and I will be live for our 300th episode at @fanexpochicago at 4 pm. Life is wild. Thanks to everyone who ever downloaded, listened, told us we're idiots, or clicked on a dumb clip. What a bunch of Chumps.
People say to me, are you T.J. Miller? I say yes and they say what are you up to? I say I watched Nicholas Cage’s “The Incredible Weight of Massive Talent” and now I am watching every Nicholas Cage movie but not in chronological order.
@NickCageMovie
My 2 year old son just flushed the toilet while I was in the shower and now I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to forgive him for this blatant betrayal.