Mark

[Rager @Rager]

Btw, the software I use for randomly picking winners only uses Retweets otherwise I'd use comments

But I don't want to read hundreds of comments so retweets it is

Cheers!

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

@greenlist_ 🤔

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

@Rager I’m thankful for eggs 🍳

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

🚨FREE TELEGRAM ACCESS🚨

For the next 48 hours I'll be opening access to my private telegram

Rules for entry:
1. Retweet
2. Subscribe to my YouTube👇
https://t.co/LLL3y2J1gm
3. E-mail me to confirm completion of all steps ([email protected])

Access granted on Monday

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

@KTHopkins Yes, but most a viewing out of disgust rather than solidarity.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This is the most incredible video on the internet

[adam22 @adam22]

This is the most incredible thing I’ve seen on the internet in a while how is this real https://t.co/KuHzRmn9Hs

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Can’t sleep. Thinking about the time that bowling guy screamed “who do you think you are, I am”

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

@Ryanair can we take a baby carrier on the plane instead of a buggy without being charged extra?

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

Turkey

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

IF MY BIN DAY CHANGES BECAUSE OF BREXIT I WILL KILL AGAIN #zodiac

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

@chrisfroome @rich_mitch good lad

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

@RealBobMortimer Aldi has better deals for Xmas cat name rentals.€6
Pussy parp parp
Crispy titbit
Butternut bumwhole (Ginger tabbies only)

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

@RealBobMortimer

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

XMAS CAT NAME SALE

Pillau Nice
Django Untrained
Kenny Mousetits
Gas Board Shitstorm

£8.00 each per annum

[BOILED ONIONS!!!! @NormanCGull]

BLEEUUUURRGGGHH....
#InternationalCatDay http://t.co/PJovtfN2Ga

[Mark @mark_pemberton3]

@jojopemb I'll have the lobster Thermidor in a white wine sauce with shallots and aubergines.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

ZARSE!

[Neil @_Enanem_]

I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in Switzerland, then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva.

[Baz @bazlyons]

This is the winter America's fat people have been preparing for.