Mark thomas

I crave dopamine and like sexy women

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@daveydonts @Jared_Carrabis

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@Sheldon056 Looks like shit retard

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@DaveyDominos @remo_gaggi “Catching not pitching?”

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

Apparently there’s a mild convention at basement bar tonight, never seen so many babes over forty #marklikey

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@daveydonts As of today your brain is officially done developing

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@ScottAdamsSays Does the boot taste good?

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@PopCrave Happy birthday king

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

In the north loop. Apparently they sent a memo to show underboob, wear no bra, and have nipple piercings #melikey

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

The idea of getting crossed is so fun until you’re in two different dimensions #LifeIs2DRN #HelpMe

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@Da_Rizzler419 @Fortnite Hell yeah it is Rizzler! #VicRoy

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@daveydonts @Da_Rizzler419 Fucking beast

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@daveydonts @barstoolsports Yessir

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@DaveyDominos @daveydonts @RobbyBerger Gonna have to agree with Mr Dominos on this one. Brioche above all.

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@daveydonts Davey,

I don’t think you have a problem. If there are things you’re dealing with that I don’t know about give me a shout brotha

- Mark

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

@JCFandom6969 @JimmySportPicks #WaitTillIGetMyMoneyRight

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

A tad crossed on a Thursday night and decided to make a quesadilla. Cook the chicken get everything out and realize I don’t have cheese.

Said fuck it threw it all away and doordashed Taco Bell #WaitTillIGetMyMoneyRight

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

If you’re on a tropical vacation rn you should go fuck yourself.

If I can’t go on vacation no one should

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

Stoned as shit listened to The Beatles. Not gonna lie, these kids have talent.

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

Show me squirt

[Mark thomas @mark_watney1982]

Or just 5 @daveydonts @DaveyDominos @JCFandom6969 @DrakeAttack_69

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

having a burner was better 3 years ago when it was just 15 friends tweeting at each other