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Exiled to the Colonies. Miss a decent curry (but got Steph) pubs, sarcasm/humour. Love NCFC, Bowie, Bond (OHMSS) and Whisky. Carry On DNA…

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@brockm The British Empire was created because of Trade Wars…

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@campbellclaret I’m afraid it’s true. I live in California and while not “every single person” wants to talk about the uk - if it comes up in conversation they are sad about our apparent demise. To most Americans, the uk is a festering Muslim state full of rapists and knife wealding maniacs…

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@norwich_updates Damming with faint praise…

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@_The72 Above #NCFC

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@pinkun @ringmagazine He probably doesn’t realise that “GOING DOWN” has a double meaning #NCFC

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@humanmale1984 @pinkun Possibly. But the reasons spouted are non-sensical…

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@boydhilton WOAH indeed. Just finished and now need to decompress. Like a Shipmaker’s manual - riveting…

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@BobRutler This is my new hero…
#NCFC

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@pinkun Tell us something we DON’T know…

Even my over 50s team practice corners once a week and we have 5 effective set pieces. It’s not difficult.

Sorting the defence is harder. Perhaps having defenders who can turn quicker than milk might help.

You’re welcome.
#NCFC

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@HarrySymeou And… the bloody match packages for foreigners who want to pay exorbitant prices. They don’t sing…

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@Thunderballs007 I don’t understand. I go there and there are no pictures. Just landing pages…

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@footyawayday He looks terrified…

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@NiohBerg Need to get out more….

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@NCFCTyler Yes, he seems to be ill disciplined…

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@NiohBerg Nike are going backwards. Everyone buys adidas now. Go woke go broke…

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@SMERSHPOD Well deserved…

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@maxrushden @JohnBrewin_ @BeardedGenius Trent is often criticised for his lack of defensive qualities but is it too simplistic to suggest that without him Liverpool aren’t an attacking force and Salah in particular, who never plays well without Trent? (the stats back this up)…

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@JamesBigg Let’s hope you’re right mate. Nice guy. Talks a lot of sense but there has been no progress. Most worrying is - who has improved? This is the sign of a good manager but I can’t think of anyone…

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@paddyjdavitt Brilliant. Another crock…