Mark Abthorpe

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

@BootsUK I really like Soltan Once suncare spray, but the pump for almost every bottle I've bought breaks way before I've emptied the bottle. Are you working on a fix?

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

#bbcf1 Let our local council manage the tracks. The potholes that will soon open up will spice up the racing

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

@Targus Hi there, I've had this Targus cycling laptop backpack for 5 years and think it's totally awesome;I've been SO happy with all the cool features and the product quality.The zip has finally started to fail - do you do a repair service?I'm in the UK.
https://t.co/8pvV2CCg4h

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@MrNishKumar Whaaaat, no @hellobuglers podcast on your palmares?! You've been sold short, big horse! Btw this looks great. Bleak, but great.

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

@DanielWhitby My wife puts me between her and the door to wear out any axe murderers, gives her time to escape

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Thanks to the Coldstream Guards for brightening up a grey November morning at Waterloo. Loved the Chicago medley! #PoppyAppeal #RoyalBritishLegion

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

It's too hot. I found https://t.co/jaOLo1h9zQ today to check whether my bank's using my money to invest in fossil fuels. Time to change. #heatwave

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@anatomic Oh yeah just figured out the emoji...late as ever. I'll be watching at 4:30pm too 😂

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

@anatomic Yeah, Monaco, baby!!!!!

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

@TfL Where were the bike collection vans at Waterloo tonight? I toured the area and ended up crossing back to Covent Garden, missing my train.

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@Alexis_Barr 😭Stay away from Austrians with knives. And hope you're back on your feet soon

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

Doing @edenproject's marketing for them! Looking forward to seeing the timelapse picture #edenview

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@karunchandhok Whoah! Did he get an adamantium skeleton fitted in the off-season? Amazing he walked away 👏.

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

Robobunny = Alfonso Ribeiro. He's in that suit to hold back the killer moves #MaskedSingerUK

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Rockhopper = KJT. Look at that run! #MaskedSingerUK

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@SteveJones I hope you're firing on all six cylinders again soon, Steve. Thanks for the memories. We'll always have Conte Marlo. I wish we didn't, but we do. All the best.

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@joesaward Agree with the first two sentences. A fair outcome would be both in the fence (and unhurt). So penalty needed to compensate (in a small way).

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Southgate to undo his tie, take off his jacket, score penalty no. 6, and save the day. #redemption #ENGITA

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@nedboulting With you, Ned. I bloody love sport. Lockdown with it has been far more bearable than lockdown without. Still buzzing from Cav's win. Hat to that man!

[Mark Abthorpe @markabthorpe]

@SteveJones A Star Trek reference, nay, innuendo, in an F1 podcast?? Chapeau, Sir, chapeau. #onthemarbles