johannes

homosexual marxist praxis warrior

[johannes @markantahden]

new display name but it still me (grabs your shoulders) its me yuor homosexual marxist praxis warrior. don't forget that

[. @playboicurrryy]

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

[johannes @markantahden]

TREADMILL OWNERS DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE #TREADMILLOWNERSDONOTDESERVETOLIVE

[Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney]

potato

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Difficult to enjoy life. Just had a madeleine in Paris and couldn’t stop visualizing “Bro think he Proust ☠️” above my head

[lev (knickerbockers 🏀) @abookofsymbols]

it sucks that excessive fretting about being irritating and burdensome just kinda makes you more of those things. one of god’s little tricks

[Lux_Stella @Lux_Stella_]

france's complete inability to force the rest of the EU to use french is one of the funnier recurring european subplots

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?

[Kyle @kylofone]

so much sympathy for today's kids. every aspect of their lives has been impoverished, there are no spaces for them, everything is prohibitively expensive, the planet is dying, they're being repeatedly infected, and the solution is apparently to further isolate them digitally.

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

People making the point that this is about creeping authoritarianism aimed at adults, which it is, but the ongoing crusade for "parent's rights" e.g. to reaffirm that children are the property of their parents and deserve zero autonomy whatsoever is also a crucial aspect of this.

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Pretty sure this is all coordinated between key Western states that want to end online anonymity

[maddy 🔆 @mddyluvsbeatlez]

this photo brings me an immense amount of joy. mick jagger should never be happy

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[lenci @badbalenci]

but who are u when i turn the hotspot off

[Fear @chasedbywasps]

I'm not lying on my resume it's called worldbuilding

[layan @wiingsinmotion7]

Hey did you know that your microwave gives you cancer and your ac gives you cancer and your car gives gou cancer and the airfryer gives you cancer and your phone gives you cancer and your oven gives you cancer and your frying pan hives you cancer and your food gives you cancwr

[NoLifeJordan 🇨🇦🌌🚀 @NoLifeJordan69]

No one else does it like him