mark

im over twitter banning my old account

[ＧＥＮＥＲＡＬ ＳＡＭ @GeneralSamsSec]

I told my daughter i'd build her a Steve's Lava Chicken Shack from the minecraft movie and now i can't figure out how to do it and she's on the verge of tears

[Nick Polom @nmplol]

I got some bad news.

Sadly we had to put Kevin down today.

He had two different tumors- one on his heart and one on his spleen and it wasn’t possible to fight them both and survive.

Kevin was universally loved. By Chat, by Malena, by Chance, and by myself.

I Iove you Kevin.

[Chadson @Chadson]

sunday means cracking open the autism bible

[Nick Polom @nmplol]

Malena and I are wrapping up this chapter in our lives—we've decided to end our relationship. We have different goals, and pursuing them means going our separate ways. Thank you so much to the followers and others who have supported us as a team—you're in our hearts as we start our new chapters.

[Marceline @Hawtsaucedoggy]

“still kicking”

[tj @crazytoqether]

me when i do 365 instead of 360

[mark @markbutsad]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Today we're excited to announce Counter-Strike 2. Counter-Strike 2 is an overhaul to every system, every piece of content, and every part of the C-S experience. First, let's talk about smoke grenades:

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Audi will join Formula 1 in 2026!

#F1

[Naayil @NAAAYIL]

i dont speak spanish but i agree

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

#Overwatch2 arrives October 4.

🎮 Free to Play Live Service
🍁 New heroes, maps and modes
👑 New Tank: Junkerqueen

Learn more during the Overwatch 2 Reveal Event livestream
📆 June 16
🕙 10 AM PT.
👀 https://t.co/lDzhS3hMKq

[ai_curio_bot (RETIRED) @ai_curio_bot]

gordon ramsey

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

#Overwatch2 PVP Beta is coming soon.

🎮 OW2 PVP Beta begins late April
🍁 New heroes, maps, and modes
✋ Beta Sign Up https://t.co/jC3gYjfdBc
💯 It's been 0 days since the last Overwatch 2 update

[mark @markbutsad]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: pineapple
Confidence: 99.3%

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

A message from the Overwatch team.

[mark @markbutsad]

thank u @BillGates for the 5g micro bots my phone instantly went to max reception 😄👍

[cob @cob_is_online]

"sorry I can't play warzone today, I've been conscripted into service at burger king"