Mark Cookson

[Mark Cookson @markc85]

@paddypower #JusticePayout needed for “Brazil most first half corners” after a shocker by the referee in the 35th minute. Not even close to being a goal kick 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Mark Cookson @markc85]

@bbctms with regards to Bennett, must be a rare occurrence for a batsmen to be dismissed twice in the same session. One for @ZaltzCricket to check out?🤣 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇼

[Mark Cookson @markc85]

@SkyNews @BBCNews @GBNEWS @Daily_Express @DailyMailUK @guardian This job advert on @IndeedUK from #Evri shows just what they think of their long term couriers, slashing pay rates across the board & trying to remove the long term couriers, despite record profits again. @GMB_union

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only @IamAustinHealey could try and convince viewers @GeorgeFurbank knocks the ball on… towards his own try line 😂😂

[Mark Cookson @markc85]

@AldiUK … just @Tesco calling in to check on your prices again! 🤣(Overstone Leys, Northampton)

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@elonmuskADO Twitter & tweets

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@paddypower 3/1 for a first half goal in all prem games today isn't much of an offer compared to doing it as 10 individual selections on a slip #Whatoddspaddy

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@ToonPolls New manager will want to bring his own players in, we can’t afford that.

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@toon51183 @MatthewBowe11 He gave them the 👍 that he felt ok. I think there’s too much of an issue made around players feigning an injury and having to go stand on the naughty sideline waiting for permission to return to the pitch. Unfortunately a physio can’t just run on the pitch and assess someone 😏

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Happy birthday Chris, great gig last summer!

#happybirthdaychrismoyles

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@6nufc @alanshearer Probably when you can spell his name right for a start.

[Mark Cookson @markc85]

31 years ago today.

Never forgotten.
RIP little Angel.

James Bulger, 16/3/90-12/2/93 💙

[Mark Cookson @markc85]

@fun88eng Almiron, 🔴1-3⚫️

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@ToonPolls @premierleague I second this motion @ToonPolls

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@bushontheradio Naff

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@WatsonPAW When you don’t get sarcasm/jokes how best to admit in than on social media

[Mark Cookson @markc85]

@northants_SRT what’s your opinion on the led signs we see in areas reminding drivers the speed limit and if necessary to slow down?
I appreciate the usefulness but there’s 1 set to show a 30mph limit sign in a 40mph zone & it causes drivers to brake hard when slow down flashes.

[Mark Cookson @markc85]

@TorqueOfTheToon Oooh you mean when we had Joel Inton and then Eddie found some lad called Joelinton hanging around the training ground.

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@BBCSport Based on var giving Liverpool’s second penalty against Newcastle on NYD, then yes, there’s contact so it must be a pen. Pathetic though.

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@ToonPolls Jesus F’in Christ!! Tell you what though, sign her teeth up for GK, ain’t nothing getting past them.