Mark Cocklin

Freelance journalist/writer and culture vulture. Job offers welcome

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@CarinaKJacob Possibly but history shows it was probably the right time

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@UKFootyBible Singing is not his job.

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@chefsevenn HP Sauce

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@jf30__

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@ratemyplatenow Great effort but I'dlike to see more evidence of butter.

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@kevindiescher @JohnCleese You claimed he voted Labour his whole life. The picture proves you lied.

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@kevindiescher @JohnCleese This is why Americans shouldn't comment on British politics. They know nothing.

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@CarinaKJacob What is this? That ain't Darwin speaking

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@oldpicposter Smithdown has always been teaming with takeaways. Nice to see a different option to tempt the money out of my pocket.

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@KazooKidCTO @gingerrtom @lyncey_gilbe In less than 2 years while reducing net migration by record amounts? The man is a magician.

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@HunkleEmma @CarinaKJacob Fun and frustration. The essence of football.

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@TheRealJamieKay Hell no.

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@implausibleblog A bit of humour at PMQs is a much-needed age old tradition.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Plus anything by Anita Baker, Chet Baker or Bread.

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@Dom_Szoboszlai1 Iraola is pretty good at Spanish. Bring them both back anyway

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@fide_lityy @TaintlessRed It will happen.

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@ZiaYusufUK Her job is to ask you questions. Not the other way around.

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@paxangloceltae The electorate decide who represents them.

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@TribeOfArsenal Arteta has spent a billion. I think the playing field is level now.

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@Timzblazee3 Look at the state of it. That is a teenager's moustache.