Mark Collins

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Looking at chances and saying ‘Ronaldo would have scored that’ ignores the fact the chance might not have existed if Ronaldo was on the pitch

[Mark Collins @markcollins86]

@united_waitey @unitedrewind @Sibbo_M11 i was at this game in the spurs end 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Mark Collins @markcollins86]

Anthony Joshua vs Oleksandr Usyk👉LIVE STREAM 🔴 #JoshuaUsyk2 #UsykJoshua2 👇👇 8faf0 https://t.co/wvrVlW4eKP

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

One of the shittest things about United not challenging for the title in recent years is invariably seeing Chelsea as the least worst case scenario. Chelsea ffs

[Mikey Johnstone @johnstone_mikey]

All my thoughts in a nutshell @MrStephenHowson PREACH!!!!!

[OneSi𝕏TwoThree @OneSixTwoThree1]

Twitter family this is URGENT, let's find this young man who's been missing. His name is Richard Okorogheye. Please RT and let's do what we do best. ❤

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

𝐑𝐓 if you're a member of the 💯 points club this Gameweek!

#FPL

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

A thread on why @MarcusRashford is the Tories' worst nightmare:

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

First 3 eps of the Spurs doc are v good, as you’d expect from Amazon. Mourinho drips charisma. You just want to watch him. Problem with that is bits without him suffer a bit. Still good stuff. Levy comes across as someone who’s not really into football but really wants to fit in

[Rob Blanchette @_Rob_B]

It appears many #MUFC fans haven't seen David Brooks play, or are simply only turned on by big-money transfers. He'd be a wonderful addition to a squad that needs depth. He's not a substitute for Sancho & shouldn't be viewed as such. I'd love to see him at United. He's quality.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

If I was stranded in the desert with Steve McManaman and we came across an oasis. I’d drown myself in it.

[Chris Holt @HoltChris]

Just seen this from Liam Brady in PA's Jack Carlton tribute piece...
"Jack Charlton's first words to me were, 'You're number eight, Ian'. I said, 'Ian Brady was the Moors murderer, Jack'."

[Mark Collins @markcollins86]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ipFqJ7L1oT via @UKChange

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

[Mark Collins @markcollins86]

@waitey_jay @Sibbo_M11 @btsportfootball Ballers

[Mark Collins @markcollins86]

@Sibbo_M11 @btsportfootball @waitey_jay Adrian, Asier de Horno, Esteban Granero, Jesé, Joselu @waitey_jay @Sibbo_M11

[Mark Collins @markcollins86]

@waitey_jay Not even close

[Mark Collins @markcollins86]

@waitey_jay Completely agree mate. They drew about 14 games

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Watching this Michael Jordan thing. Basketball players in the 90s had some interesting suits

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Greg Wallace, aggressively pushing out farts in various poses, whilst maintaining eye contact.